emm said:

mdiver said:

umm...what's so unfeminine about having feet?

charlottegelin said:

he's afraid that if the feet are too big it'll hurt more when she finally kicks him in the ass.

fantasyislander said:

fantasyislander said:

Big feet on a woman is not good. Just like women who have man hands. Or really short hair where they can be mistaken for guys. I don't find women who wear glasses very feminine either. Get contacts.

Spats said:

Maybe they don't want to attract an ass like you so they don't get contacts....sounds like a good theory to me....

oh my god spats!!

i have figured it out!
you were just born in the wrong century!

just get in a time machine and leave our 21st century and head for the 19th!!
this will solve all of your problems - you will find someone to sell you their daughter into marriage and you can bind her feet, forbid her to cut her hair and don't allow her to get glasses so that she will never be able to find her way out of your home sweet home!!



emphasis on the leave our 21st century bit

emm said:

emm said:

When you say leave i assume you actually mean "Fuck right off!" but were too much of a lady to say.

She must have one of the things i described.

Spats said:

Yes, either that or you're a wanker.

Spats said:

keep it going spatsy and you'll soon find my big foot lodged nicely up your ass as i kick you back to the 19th century.

Spats said:

She is far too much of a lady for your sorry ass.
She has an intellect and class. Not your sort at all. YOu know what she even told me to lay of baiting you..... so i guess her judgement is sometimes off.

Fauxie said:

i can foresee "spats" becoming the new org insult!!

"god fauxie, you're such a spats!!"

So it's alright if she insults me but but i respond and i am the bad guy? Not exactly fair.

One guy once told me that my big hands would make his dick look small hence it did not go any further than that!

Spats said:

Awwwww poor spatsy did a girl upset you?

She didn't insult you she passed comment on your opinions being out dated.
You on the other hand insulted her!

Spats said:

Please forgive us. It's just not everyday we get to talk to a twat.

charlottegelin said:

mdiver said:

yes, i succumbed.
but in my defense he makes it reallllly easy

back on topic...
i love a genuine smile - the one where you know the person is glad to see you or thinks what you have said is brilliant
eyes that sparkle when they see you
one who is not shy with physical contact. touch my hair, my shoulder... put your hand on my knee when you are speaking to me
shower me with your attention and i will return it back double

And i remember a funny thing Tom Arnold once said when Roesanne Barr insulted his size. He said even a 747 would look small flying in to the grand canyon.

fantasyislander said:

I can't imagine ever being so cruel.

emm said:

How 'bout that!

That's rare. Most women just want to be showered with attention.

mdiver said:

entertaing reading, thanks 2 all who contributed....

Fauxie said:

I already called DynamicSavior a 'spats'.....he asked whether spats was gay....

He should look at that photo of you about to make out with a guy.