For all you Coke fans, here's a little something for ya:

Clean a Toilet Bowl
Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl. Let the real thing sit for one hour, then brush and flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china

Remove Grease from Clothes
Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy work clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular wash cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains

Remove Rust Spots from Chrome Car Bumpers
Rubbing the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola will help remove rust spots

Loosen a Rusted Bolt
Applying a cloth soaked in a carbonated soda to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

Clean Corrosion from Car Battery Terminals
Pour a can of carbonated Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion

Bake a Moist Ham
Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
For more Coca-Cola recipes, click here!

Relieve Jelly Fish Stings
Coke can also be used to relieve the sting from Jelly Fish. All you have to do is pour the Coke over the sting.

Clean Tile Grout
Pour a can of Coca Cola on the tile. When wiped it up, the grout will be as white as can be!

Have Greener Grass
Spray Coca-Cola on your grass once a month for super green grass which remains greener than other lawns throughout the fall and winter months. Also, for green grass and no bugs, combine: 1 can of coke, 1 cup of ammonia and 1/4 cup of dish soap. Spray on grass once a month.

Common Cold Remedy
Take some fresh ginger and put it in a pot with a can of Coca Cola. Let it come to a boil and then cook on a low heat for a few minutes. Drink while warm. It will ease your cold symptoms!

Make a Tender Pot Roast
When preparing a pot roast, use Coke instead of water. It tenderizes and imparts a unique flavor.

Get Rid of Bug and Road Film
Got bug guts and road haze on you car windshield? Take a can of warm Coca Cola, shake and spray onto the windshield. Wipe it off and rinse and waa-laa, clean as could be!


You still wanna drink it?

Helps a hang-over

where's Byron when you need him?

Byron drinks stuff that removes rust spots

i like vanilla coke.

ThreadCula said:

And corrosion from car batteries.

1sexymf said:

I wonder what his insides look like?

1sexymf said:

wouldnt coke stain your clothes if you threw it in with your laundry??

Tom said:

Ask Byron - doesn't he sweat coke?

Tom said:

Tom! you surprised me twice in two days


you're gay, right?

AGCM said:

TheCatWoman said:

Now that's what I'M talking about! A good coke in the morning after a heavy night of drinking is a wonderful cure

CarrieLee said:

works wonders doesn't it..












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[Edited 1/26/06 10:19am]

AGCM said:

As a 3 dollar bill

twice? what was the first time?

Snopes.com is a wonderful thing:

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/acid.asp

Origins: Many
of the entries above are just simple household tips involving Coca-Cola, as provided by Joey Green in his 1995 book Polish Your Furniture with Panty Hose and on his web site. That you can cook and clean with Coke is relatively meaningless from a safety standpoint — you can use a wide array of common household substances (including water) for the same purposes; that fact alone doesn't necessarily make them dangerous to ingest. Nearly all carbonated soft drinks contain carbonic acid, which is moderately useful for tasks such as removing stains and dissolving rust deposits (although plain soda water is much better for some of these purposes than Coca-Cola or other soft drinks, as it doesn't leave a sticky sugar residue behind). Carbonic acid is relatively weak, however, and people have been drinking carbonated water for many years with no detrimental effects.

The rest of the claims offered here are specious. Coca-Cola does contain small amounts of citric acid and phosphoric acid; however, all the insinuations about the dangers these acids might pose to people who drink Coca-Cola ignore a simple concept familiar to any first-year chemistry student: concentration. Coca-Cola contains less citric acid than orange juice does, and the concentration of phosphoric acid in Coke is far too small (a mere 11 to 13 grams per gallon of syrup, or about 0.20 to 0.30 per cent of the total formula) to dissolve a steak, a tooth, or a nail overnight. (Much of the item will dissolve eventually, but after a day or two you'll still have most of the tooth, a whole nail, and one very soggy t-bone.)

Besides, the gastric acid in your stomach is much stronger than any of the acids in Coca-Cola, so the Coca-Cola is harmless.

The next time you're stopped by a highway patrolman, try asking him if he's ever scrubbed blood stains off a highway with Coca-Cola (or anything else). If you're lucky, by the time he stops laughing he'll have forgotten about the citation he was going to give you.

I've used it on car batteries before. It works!!!!


M

Tom said:

not sure but the fact that i know it's the second time this week says enough

AGCM said:

When don't you need Byron...lol

1sexymf said:

Please...you sent me some for Xmas!

Her card read: "Byron, here's some rust spot and car battery corrosion remover. Drink up!! Merry Xmas "

Byron said:

tsssss



you dirty coke drinker

alexandernevermind said:

Thank you... ...All this blasphemy towards Coke... ...heathens.

Pepsi was neva allowed in our household

Coke..its the real thing!!!

I cant drink coke it hurts my stomach too much , no wonder !

true word ...


shake it up so the fiz leaves

warm it in the sun

smear it on your body and let dry til stickey

add feathers

POOF !!

you have a wild azz boogie costume

Rhondab said:

PEPSI IS IT

COKE IS SH*T.

Byron said:

Uhn Uhn - he's lyin". It's the Coke induced haze talking.