The Captain is making major life decisions, most of them involving my "long john silver". I am thinking of getting a tattoo on my impressive groinal region. The tattoo I have selected is the entire first chapter of "Moby Dick".

Reasons:

1) The literary irony amuses me.

2) I certainly have the room down there.

3) The ladies will have something to read. (The Captain likes the smart chicks.)

Any thoughts?

CaptainChaos said:

ask Zelaira to write a story and tattoo that.....chicks will love it and pretend to understand it.....just to impress you!

if they're reading your penis, that means they're not ....

comprendé captain pen0r?

I think it's too bad that the person behind CaptainChaos is wasting his time on this character, especially since he's a good writer with a sharp and amusing style. Give up this whole captain/admiral/prostitutes bs and communicate with us properly, whydontcha'? I bet your "real" posts would be very interesting.

You think that might help with the perma-wood? Will you post pictures of the results?

seriously though, if people get a tattoo on their penis
does it have to be hard all during the procedure?

i imagine it has to be because otherwise you'll never
get the tattoo on there in a good way.

who would willingly submit themselves to the constant
drone of a needle into their stiff penis and pay for
it afterwards?

retina said:

I agree with everything you are saying here.

CaptainChaos said:

Okay, I give up.

IstenSzek2 said:

Posessing only what can be called a "super penis", I project that I will feel no pain during the procedure. It may tickle a little.

Hep. C and tattoos go hand in hand

KebabKing said:

Don't think I've had that one yet.

I think you should tattoo Jesus on your pen0r. That way while your're doing it your partner can say they have a little Jesus in them.

superspaceboy said:

I ain't touching this particular suggestion with my 10 foot pole.

Dude, I really hope you're not serious.

Hahahahahaha lets see how big it is when the needle strikes for the first time .....

mdiver said:

My groin fears no needle. Only kryptonite.

You should get a tattoo of Tattoo from 'Fantasy Island' on your 'shorty',
& a tatt of M&M's on your nads.

That way, when a ho' is going down on you, she'll notice the first tatt & say "Da plane! Da plane!"
Then, you can show her the second & respond, "No hun, this package of candy has nuts."

This could look good on you Cap, help you at job interviews and such

CaptainChaos said:

you must have a huge belly to fit all that on there

mdiver said:

I kind of think the needle is going to be bigger than the pen0r.....


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