A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Okay, wait, that one is borderline. I've got to be careful.

CaptainChaos said:

Ever see a woodpecker laying in a nest?

CaptainChaos said:

Yeah, watch it so you don't mess it up now that you're doing so well. I'm proud of you.

retina said:

a hand in the bush is better than 2 in the sauce

charlottegelin said:

Is that so?

retina said:

I had a friend who would say that all the time

Always...no never...um, something about white after labor day but I can't remember.

Damn it, I need to talk about hookers and my impressive tallywhacker again!

superspaceboy said:

So?

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

fantasyislander said:

Does it have rabies or not?

HamsterHuey said:

i don't know. have you bitten it yet?

fantasyislander said:

Ermmm
noooo

My penis and hooker embargo continues...day 2. I feel pure and clean like the driven snow.

CaptainChaos said:

I don't know what you're talking about.....

CaptainChaos said:

Fill in the blank:

"The ___ __ mightier than the sword."

Illustrator said:

The Captain does not appreciate these attempts at trickery.

(Note to self, use this on a chick that I am trying to impress later with my ribald wit).