Brothers and sisters of the org rejoice! I Pastor Sin has come to invite you to church....Brother Faux and I have now started a church here on the org...Bring all your recycled accounts....bring all your emotional baggage...bring all your tawdry thoughts and actions to the Church! Confess your Org Sins at the altar of Faux.

Let brother Faux and I preach to you about the joys of Starkitty! Hallelulja!! But since this is the church of the org we worship Starkitty....Come hear us preach about her indifference and modacious beauty. Listen to pastor Faux speak the gospel about newbies and thread jacking! Come hear me give an hour long sermon about what REALLY makes the booty clap!! Can I get a amen?! Hallelulja!! Praise the kitty!!!

So come one come all my org brothers and sistas....Stop drinking from the purple kool aid and take a sip of the Starkitty cat nip! Kitty have mercy!





Pastor Sin edit.
[Edited 1/25/06 19:16pm]

In the church of Faux Fauxie has been named "Org Preacher"....He will be "counsiling" Orgers who have a hard time fitting in or having trouble praising the kitty....

and when I say counsiling I mean verbally berating you in an dignified smarmy english man manner...

ya'll going to hell

bluesbaby said:

Cleveland?

ugh. This thread sucks irrecoverably.

FlushofmyFlush said:

Doesn't it though? It's like Ashley Simpson on SNL...but instead of doing a jig we are going to do the cabbage patch

Sinister said:

Sinister said:

possibly

Bles me Sin for I have...ummm sinned...

That doesn't sound right.

2the9s said:

You are blessed now....I now you give you the org power to baptize Lleena's ass with your foot

Sinister said:

I am a god warrio -OR!!!

2the9s said:

I almost just choked to death.

2the9s said:

If I could only get her to join the org....I would ride on her back to chruch like He-man rode Battlecat....

Sinister said:

I like this thread. It's quite awful already, and yet shows potential to get even worse.


Note: For those of you who've been spitting in the offering bag please be warned that we've now filled it with aluminium chloride.

2the9s said:

I'm pretty sure there are no gods in the Church of Faux. I'll have to read the book again. As far as I know there are just some people who are better than others at stuff like using long words.

Fauxie said:

Isn't it just terrible? Im quite proud of it. The potential is absolutely unlimited. And if we play our cards right we can organize a telathon

Praise kitty...

Fauxie said:

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis....

Sinister said:

Indeed. I can't see why anybody would respect the teaching and sermonising of someone who couldn't skillfully and seemlessly work 12+ syllable words into their daily usage. It's tangible intelligence and what's more important spiritually than listening to or reading the words of somebody you know is clever? Ideally you also shouldn't fully understand what's said or written as that leaves appropriate room for awe. It also allows room for a wonderfully self-righteous contempt for doubters who don't understand the way you don't the things you don't fully understand.

All praise be to kitty.

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Non-follower: This Church of Faux is a crock.

Follower: You just don't understand it.

Non-follower: What does it mean then?

Follower: I don't know but I can tell it's clever.

Non-follower: That's ridiculous.

Follower: You can't say that, you've never studied it.

Non-follower: And you have, but you don't understand it?

Follower: You're missing the point. If you could understand it then it wouldn't be clever. Besides, the pastor has a long white beard and uses long words.

Non-follower: I see. It sounds good.

Follower: Not 'good', no. Once some things are seen as good others are rendered bad. A man at church told me that. An old man with a walking stick and clothes made of linen.

Non-follower: Ah, linen.

Follower: Yep.

Non-follower: Sounds interesting. Can I say 'interesting'?

Follower: I don't think so, unless you mean in a dependently existing conventional sense.

Non-follower: What's that mean?

Follower: I think you just use words the way normal people do but in your head you know you're smarter.

Non-follower: Interesting.

Follower: Wait, you haven't read the books yet.

Non-follower: Fine. I mean, ok. No, I mean .... errrr.

Follower: You see, The Church of Faux will give you the clarity you're missing.

how about the bible? have you rewritten that yet? if you do please get rid of that entire notion of hell. never did like that. just because a person lies and cheats and steals.....well.. no one's perfect y'know.

Mach said:

ooooh I've got some nominations

Natisse said:

me three

i mean i have three

btw do we have to pay any dues to join up?

Mach said:

Starkitty She is benevolent and has nice hair....= god

I have sinned.







I am on my knees.
Faux!

Come take advantage of me!
I h've been a BAD altar boy, I've been!

XxAxX said:

No dues but we will be passing around the collection plate every once in a while...We need it for the new church organ....To play one of our favorite church hymms "Erotic Kitty"

kitty have mercy...

this thread sucks!

AGCM said:

We have already established that! Thats the point...Now quit being a heathen and join us in the church....Let me baptize you with this brick


Hallelulja!!