The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.


No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times.



Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes.


You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.



Oak trees do not produce acorns

until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.



The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.


The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE


American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.



Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women,
what does this tell you!)


Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.



Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN!

The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.

So did the first "Marlboro Man."

Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!



PEARLS MELT

IN VINEGAR!


The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.



It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.



A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)


And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

My sister used to do that butt breathin thing. My mom told her to knock it off or she'd never be Miss America. She was 6 years old.

Mach said:

Uh, I don't know. Is this a trick question?

Cool!!!! Thanks Mach!

FunkMistress said:

men are spinning their a**es backwards ?

Mach said:

I could get with that.

But the apple thing? I tried it and I still needed my damn coffee!