LMAO i love this mag, i'll be sending in my order for the first 4 issues this week

anyway, the premises, for those of u who don't know, is just a magazine that shows us the different notes or pictures and such that people find and send in...

and they have a site: www.foundmagazine.com

and i was browsing around as i do daily (they have daily finds... the world is a goldmind for strange stuff) and i found this...and this cracked me the fuck up:

this is what the person that found it had 2 say:

FOUND by Carol Kolb in New York, New York

I found this note on the ground in a subway station. Here's what I love about it:

1. It makes one queasy to see someone with fifth-grade writing skills talkin' nasty. Now, I pray she isn't actually in fifth grade but the loopdy-doop handwriting doesn't plead the case she's not. Spelling-error-prone sex talk reminds you that these people are procreating, not you.

2. We're chugging along in the letter-- friends, friends, want to be friends-- and then she drops the bomb. Awesome surprise ending.

3. It's 2003 and the little ladies are aggressive. This note is evidence that today's young females are finally making their presence known in the previously male-dominated field of beggin' for it. Damn.

4. Like many great works, there is room left for interpretation. The debate rages on in my own office. Now we know she wants him inside, yes, but all the only-friends part.... is she really asking for no-strings-attached sex? Or was the friends-only assertion one that subsequent paragraphs negate? Was all that just a clever literary technique to draw the recipient in, a nod at innocence and protocol, a set up for the revelation of her true intentions? Does she, in her heart, want to date this boy or does she truly only want, you know, to feel him inside of her? We will never know.


very strange i must say

I was telling my mum last week about the phenomenom of people publishing found bits of notes and stuff
I thought this girl is probably older than 5th grade though, just bad hand-writing

charlottegelin said:

yeah

it's just..how she got right 2 the point
i wonder if he ever spoke 2 her again after reading that


or maybe it wasn't a girl who wrote it?

SammiJ said:

ooooh! yeah good point! but all that pussyfooting around, must be a girl.

My sister is 30 and doesn't even write that well btw

charlottegelin said:

yeah it couldnt be someone in grade 5
in grade 5 i didnt even know that one could be inside someone

SammiJ said:

actually I knew what water sports were already