Would it be reasonable to ask her to do some mundane task like vacuum the apartment and damp dust your a/v equipment for 30 minutes if you only "spent" 30 minutes of her time?

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

I'm thinking it's a "I don't do windows" type of arrangement. You could however pretend you get off on it and get her a little maids outfit and then it'll work.

superspaceboy said:

Can you hire maids outfits by the hour? I know, i'm a cheap ass mother...

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

I can tell Have her come with one of her own...why should YOU have to pay for it? Or spring for a feather duster and cap.

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

I used to do this.
But it got old.
After she left,
I was always left with the feelimg of being just an empty soul with an empty wallet in an empty room surrounded with empty cans of Pledge.

Ask a hooker to do housework in lieu of doing me? BLASPHEMY!

Seriously, an hour barely gives me enough time for my elaborate foreplay rituals. Yes, ladies, even hookers get the best that Captain has to offer.

Hooker for sexing...Mom for cleaning.

CaptainChaos said:

Not all of us live with mom.

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

Hey, I got my own room and everything so it's all good.

Er...I mean what kind of 30 year old loser still lives with their mother?

We'd compare tricks and discuss techniques.