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Dewrede said: Really ?
I though you said you didn't want to use venom because that's cruel just joking, nevermind 
I won't do an animal any harm, even if it is an ugly motherfucker  | |
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SenseOfDoubt said: while I tried to get some sleep. I got a problem with these ugly motherfuckers. I don't even want to go to bed. The worst thing is that I have a tomcat who hangs around with me all the time. He sees the mice dancing around, looks at them, sometimes even gets up, but he does not catch them. He is not interested and demands EGG-CREAM to eat instead
Please don't take this the wrong way but it sounds like your cat might be a pussy. | |
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SenseOfDoubt said: Dewrede said: Really ?
I though you said you didn't want to use venom because that's cruel just joking, nevermind
I won't do an animal any harm, even if it is an ugly motherfucker ok , thought so already  | |
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Dewrede said: Really ?
I though you said you didn't want to use venom because that's cruel well yeah! cause first you have to catch a snake or a spider to get their venom  | |
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Illustrator said: Please don't take this the wrong way but it sounds like your cat might be a pussy. U mean a female cat? Or a very young cat? Nah, he's a five-year old screaming bastard... | |
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SenseOfDoubt said: Nothinbutjoy said: What the hell is a Stretching Human Touch Robotic Leather Massage Recliner ? Costs 2000$ Gives this aid for having oral-sex? Is it a modified Gay-Bob doll? Or is it just something to put in a jar. The jar is under the bed... I'm curious... Shit is that what came up??? It was suppose to be for a mouse repellant that omits a sound that keeps mice away!  I'm firmly planted in denial |
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i cannot STAND mice 
if i see them where i live, i HAVE to move.... or just never, and i do mean NEVER go in that room again 
just a simple picture of a mouse flips me out... makes my freakin skin crawl 
if i see one, i am INSTANTLY on top of a chair, a couch, a table, a bed, the stove, the counter, fuck i dont care where im going, but im getting up and AWAY from the lil fucker... all the while screaming like someone is killing me !!! not sure i've got this across yet, but i HATE mice !!!!! [Edited 1/24/06 20:24pm] One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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nakedpianoplayer said: i cannot STAND mice
if i see them where i live, i HAVE to move.... or just never, and i do mean NEVER go in that room again
just a simple picture of a mouse flips me out... makes my freakin skin crawl
if i see one, i am INSTANTLY on top of a chair, a couch, a table, a bed, the stove, the counter, fuck i dont care where im going, but im getting up and AWAY from the lil fucker... all the while screaming like someone is killing me !!! not sure i've got this across yet, but i HATE mice !!!!! [Edited 1/24/06 20:24pm] too much Tom & Jerry cartoons in your early days? | |
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SenseOfDoubt said: Billmenever said: get a dog  they earn their keep  pesky mice   oh, i have a cocker spaniel already... and if i have a girlfriend, I use to be her dog... I have a cocker spaniel too. | |
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Your thread title sounds like a poem.
One night as I lay trying to sleep I hear in my room a mysterious "squeak!" I've heard it before and wonder: My neighbors next door? Or maybe, a ghost on my floor? I don't know, but it gives me the creeps. And my cat doesn't care He just sits and stares And waits for more treats of egg cream. So I pull my blankets up under my chin And try to get back to my dreams once again. When suddenly I feel tiny feet on my bed Running across my face, then up onto my head! A mouse, a mouse! Do you hear me, there's a MOUSE on my head! So I push him away, and sit up straight in my ire Demanding to know why he'd have such desire "Why oh why, Mr. Mouse, as I try to retire, would you climb 'cross my face, and then run at my mouth?" And in a trembling small voice my wee foe he replied "So sorry, good sir, I thought it the door to my houthe." | |
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SenseOfDoubt said: while I tried to get some sleep. I got a problem with these ugly motherfuckers. I don't even want to go to bed. The worst thing is that I have a tomcat who hangs around with me all the time. He sees the mice dancing around, looks at them, sometimes even gets up, but he does not catch them. He is not interested and demands EGG-CREAM to eat instead.
Can u imagine!!!???  It ran across your FACE? Oh nooooo....the face is off limits. I can't stand ROACHES.One of Dansa's org hornies 
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nilegettolrahc said: slugs! mice! (o)possums! will it ever end
orgers' cats sound defective to me!  not doing their jobs properly!  My cat kicks mouse ass so well that she has killed them with one swat. Trust me, when we have moved, the kitty's reputation has beat her to the house, NO MICE! | |
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WillyWonka said: Your thread title sounds like a poem.
One night as I lay trying to sleep I hear in my room a mysterious "squeak!" I've heard it before and wonder: My neighbors next door? Or maybe, a ghost on my floor? I don't know, but it gives me the creeps. And my cat doesn't care He just sits and stares And waits for more treats of egg cream. So I pull my blankets up under my chin And try to get back to my dreams once again. When suddenly I feel tiny feet on my bed Running across my face, then up onto my head! A mouse, a mouse! Do you hear me, there's a MOUSE on my head! So I push him away, and sit up straight in my ire Demanding to know why he'd have such desire "Why oh why, Mr. Mouse, as I try to retire, would you climb 'cross my face, and then run at my mouth?" And in a trembling small voice my wee foe he replied "So sorry, good sir, I thought it the door to my houthe." hehe, thanks, did not know Lord Byron still alive and well! I can imagine u sitting on a stone in a beautiful landscape on a warm, sunny day, very early in the morning, with a pot of ink... and the usual stuff etc. ... | |
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WillyWonka said: Your thread title sounds like a poem.
One night as I lay trying to sleep I hear in my room a mysterious "squeak!" I've heard it before and wonder: My neighbors next door? Or maybe, a ghost on my floor? I don't know, but it gives me the creeps. And my cat doesn't care He just sits and stares And waits for more treats of egg cream. So I pull my blankets up under my chin And try to get back to my dreams once again. When suddenly I feel tiny feet on my bed Running across my face, then up onto my head! A mouse, a mouse! Do you hear me, there's a MOUSE on my head! So I push him away, and sit up straight in my ire Demanding to know why he'd have such desire "Why oh why, Mr. Mouse, as I try to retire, would you climb 'cross my face, and then run at my mouth?" And in a trembling small voice my wee foe he replied "So sorry, good sir, I thought it the door to my houthe."  | |
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SenseOfDoubt said: hehe, thanks, did not know Lord Byron still alive and well! I can imagine u sitting on a stone in a beautiful landscape on a warm, sunny day, very early in the morning, with a pot of ink... and the usual stuff etc. ...
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Dewrede said: Thank you! | |
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WillyWonka said: Your thread title sounds like a poem.
One night as I lay trying to sleep I hear in my room a mysterious "squeak!" I've heard it before and wonder: My neighbors next door? Or maybe, a ghost on my floor? I don't know, but it gives me the creeps. And my cat doesn't care He just sits and stares And waits for more treats of egg cream. So I pull my blankets up under my chin And try to get back to my dreams once again. When suddenly I feel tiny feet on my bed Running across my face, then up onto my head! A mouse, a mouse! Do you hear me, there's a MOUSE on my head! So I push him away, and sit up straight in my ire Demanding to know why he'd have such desire "Why oh why, Mr. Mouse, as I try to retire, would you climb 'cross my face, and then run at my mouth?" And in a trembling small voice my wee foe he replied "So sorry, good sir, I thought it the door to my houthe." THIS IS BRILLIANT!  | |
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Thank you, Miss applekisses! | |
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nakedpianoplayer said: i cannot STAND mice
if i see them where i live, i HAVE to move.... or just never, and i do mean NEVER go in that room again
just a simple picture of a mouse flips me out... makes my freakin skin crawl
if i see one, i am INSTANTLY on top of a chair, a couch, a table, a bed, the stove, the counter, fuck i dont care where im going, but im getting up and AWAY from the lil fucker... all the while screaming like someone is killing me !!! :not sure i've got this across yet, but i HATE mice !!!!! [Edited 1/24/06 20:24pm] falloff: Oh Naked, you sound JUST like my mother. She does the same thing. One time I was at her house and my dad said there was a mouse in the kitchen. She screamed to the top of her lungs like someone was murdering her. I had to tell her to shut up - and I never tell my mom to shut up. But I think I would DIE if a mouse ran across my face. Just a mouse touching any part of my body - I think I would stand in scalding hot water for hours. | |
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SenseOfDoubt said: while I tried to get some sleep. I got a problem with these ugly motherfuckers. I don't even want to go to bed. The worst thing is that I have a tomcat who hangs around with me all the time. He sees the mice dancing around, looks at them, sometimes even gets up, but he does not catch them. He is not interested and demands EGG-CREAM to eat instead.
Can u imagine!!!??? Try this to get rid of them - it worked for me. Buy oil of pepperment, put it on cottonballs, and put the cotton balls in all corners. Also, take another cottonball and run it along your baseboards and anywhere you think they are.. They hate the smell of peppermint. | |
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WillyWonka said: Thank you, Miss applekisses!
You're so welcome!
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SenseOfDoubt said: luv4u said: You need a new Cat, sounds like it is lazy
I really got no clue whats wrong with him, since he catches mice in the garden. But in the house: no. I do believe he thinks they are kind of pets, too. After all, I'm pretty sure he was the product of an incest, he's a bit strange. He even licks me if I scratch him... 
don't feed him! ha! he's gonna catch them after a few days 
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MuaPetahl said: A few years ago I woke up, could hear what i THOUGHT was my cat eatting at her dish, but then I realized that she was curled up sleeping with me...
So I get up and go look to see what's going on - boldest damn mouse you ever saw sitting in the dish eatting cat food 
I ran and picked up my cat and threw her in where her bowl was, she just looked at the mouse and then back to me like "So?? You'll be filling the bowl up again in the morning" Mice love dry cat and dog food. When I used to live in an apartment, I had a problem with them. I had to put my dog's food out, make him eat it and then put it away. I saw one of them nasty bastards in his food bowl. | |
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1sexymf said: MuaPetahl said: A few years ago I woke up, could hear what i THOUGHT was my cat eatting at her dish, but then I realized that she was curled up sleeping with me...
So I get up and go look to see what's going on - boldest damn mouse you ever saw sitting in the dish eatting cat food
I ran and picked up my cat and threw her in where her bowl was, she just looked at the mouse and then back to me like "So?? You'll be filling the bowl up again in the morning" Mice love dry cat and dog food. When I used to live in an apartment, I had a problem with them. I had to put my dog's food out, make him eat it and then put it away. I saw one of them nasty bastards in his food bowl. Awww...you guys...they're cute
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applekisses said: 1sexymf said: Mice love dry cat and dog food. When I used to live in an apartment, I had a problem with them. I had to put my dog's food out, make him eat it and then put it away. I saw one of them nasty bastards in his food bowl. Awww...you guys...they're cute
[Edited 1/26/06 10:05am] Not when they're unwanted, uninvited houseguests. | |
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MuaPetahl said: A few years ago I woke up, could hear what i THOUGHT was my cat eatting at her dish, but then I realized that she was curled up sleeping with me...
So I get up and go look to see what's going on - boldest damn mouse you ever saw sitting in the dish eatting cat food
I ran and picked up my cat and threw her in where her bowl was, she just looked at the mouse and then back to me like "So?? You'll be filling the bowl up again in the morning" You threw your cat One of Dansa's org hornies
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