Anybody ever heard of this? It's when you have an erection for like several hours on end? Just curious because, well, the barge has been lifted for three days now and I'm starting to black out frequently due to the lack of blood going to my brain.

time to tap that pussy willow and let out the love syrup, dottie.

Anx said:

CaptainChaos said:

Sure you are!

CaptainChaos said:

Priapism : Persistent, usually painful erection of the penis, especially as a consequence of disease and not related to sexual arousal.

Get thee to a doctor!

AsylumUtopia said:

he got that nasty people disease

Just called the doctor and he suggested to do the following:

1) Think about ugly chicks.
2) Don't go near any glass panes because I would likely rip a hole in them with my engorged manhood.
3) Stay away from other people in general or else risk taking out one or both of their eyes.

I'll keep you posted as this afflication progresses.

AsylumUtopia said:

No the doctor said that this might just be a sign of unbridled virility.

Anx said:

motherfucker! cocksucker!

TRON said:

lissentayafilthymouthyafugginWHORE!!!

Anx said:

REWIND BITCH!!!

How did we let a perfectly good thread about my 72 hour erection turn into something nasty and sordid?

CaptainChaos said:

Blame it on the Dottie.

CaptainChaos said:

time to go on the cruise with your buddy

AsylumUtopia said:

If it is a disease, then I think I'm going to need to start shopping for better grade of hooker. But, damn it, I'm on a budget.

Times are hard. And so still am I.

Is it irony that a thread about priapism would deflate so quickly?

I can't worry about it because I can't Mr. Turtle to go back into his shell.

perhaps a course of leeches?

slap a few of these on uncle willy. betcha he'll calm right down

leeches

aren't you suppose to rub sugar on it to make it go down?

JasmineFire said:

I thought it was a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down

nilegettolrahc said:

Anx said:

bloody hell!!!