Fauxie said:

All the crimes committed in, like, your livingroom?

HamsterHuey said:

Fauxie said:

By, let's say Larry the rat?

Go get 'm, erm.....!

What is your super hero name anyways?

The pattern i see is that Diver is too chicken to post a pick of his beautie and him for obvious reasons. Because i will be proven right.

HamsterHuey said:

Married Man!

oh jesus tapdancing christ...

DynamicSavior said:

I've got to say, whilst your threads bring out the most extreme reactions in people, you come out with some brilliant one-liners.

onenitealone said:

omg...thou useth bible talk too? Ya'll better quit making me call on the Lrod.

DynamicSavior said:

'Bible talk'?? Yes, I'm sitting here typing away in a cassock.

'Lrod'. You wanna stay off the 'cock'.


j/k

DynamicSavior said:

I've got to say, whilst your threads bring out the most extreme reactions in people, you come out with some brilliant one-liners.

onenitealone said:

this is the best thread of 2006 sofar!

abierman said:

So i'm tied with bucket's "pen0r" thread?

damn. I don't know what I ate, but I got the devil's ass this morning. A serious case of atomic chili ass defcon 4. I got some volcano butt going on over here...goodness..let me crack a window or tear the roof off this bitch. You ever fart and it smelled so bad you had to leave the room? I'll be damned if I ever leave a fart in here by itself. It doesn't pay rent.

I'd say so.....



what does that have to do with Bucket?

I just got finished talking to a friend and he was *bragging* about how he met a guy last night and they hit it off and had sex and the guy gave him the best blow job blah bley bleeeehhhhh...and I'm sitting here aghast because dude...HE'S OO-HOO-HOO-GOO-GUG-UGLY and I'm fine as hell yet sexless. That shit confused me. And I'm trying to pretend to care to pretend to be "happy" for him becuase he claims guys don't like him and shit and *insert gay drama here* and it took a LOT for me to hold my tongue and not say something to the effect of "Why would someone have sex with your ugly fat ass? Did he fuck one of your rolls or something?" And he obviously feels some sort of insecurity, or he wouldn't have taken pics and showed me . Do ya'll have ugly friends/acquaintances/family members/co-workers that have sex ALL the time, and you're undersexed? What the fuck is up with that shit? Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? Discuss. Please.

"pen0r" thread

DynamicSavior said:

WHO DIED AND MADE U A SEX GOD ANYWAY NOBODY THAT I KNOW OF

cherylblues said:

cherylblues said:

Oh you are so clever. You can't take it either. If he had a babe he would post a picture. If not he's lying.

i seriously regret starting this thread.

cherylblues said:

DynamicSavior said:

That's from Maddox's hatemail, isn't it?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No they are not. Because if i was with the pretty blonde right now i would do whatever i could to get a picture up here of her to show her off. That's the BIG difference. Now if a miracle happened and i had an ugo or a plain Jane for a girlfriend then would be no chance in hell that i would post a picture of her.

No they are not. Because if i was with the pretty blonde right now i would do whatever i could to get a picture up here of her to show her off. That's the BIG difference. Now if a miracle happened and i had an ugo or a plain Jane for a girlfriend then would be no chance in hell that i would post a picture of her.

Spats said:

You seem totally shallow.

Dont you know, beauty comes from within?

If you are looking for beauty on the outside, you will never find it and never be happy.

If you ARE lucky enough to get a g/f be her gorgeous/plain Jane/ ugo as you so put it, well you are not good enough for any of them.

The plain jane and ugo, so you say are beautiful too, and if you take love by looks alone, well there you go, you are a very sorry person, and having read your posts on this thread, I can see you are acting a sorry ass anyway.

Please refrain from giving my friends shit, or I can tell you, you will be getting shit from me, via the mods.

Thank you

Spats said:

You seem totally shallow.

Dont you know, beauty comes from within?

If you are looking for beauty on the outside, you will never find it and never be happy.

If you ARE lucky enough to get a g/f be her gorgeous/plain Jane/ ugo as you so put it, well you are not good enough for any of them.

The plain jane and ugo, so you say are beautiful too, and if you take love by looks alone, well there you go, you are a very sorry person, and having read your posts on this thread, I can see you are acting a sorry ass anyway.

Please refrain from giving my friends shit, or I can tell you, you will be getting shit from me, via the mods.

Thank you

REDFEATHERS said:

Love ya nic