I am serious. I would. I would find someone who knew how to do and get them to do it for me.

Spats said:

Yep and if your auntie had bollocks she would be your uncle!
[Edited 2/9/06 9:24am]

Come on diver. Don't avoid the subject. Unless you are gonna back up what you say and post pics of how great you have it then shut your cakehole about me not posting anything.

Spats said:

Touchy little mother fucker today ain't ya? Like i said laddie i have posted many .....you have posted none so stop your foul whining you filty piece of distended rectum.

Why can't you do it again if you supposedly did it before? What are you scared of? I want to see how great you have it. Until you do then keep quiet.

Spats said:

I'd like to hear you say that to my face.

No, you mean you would like to see me say that to your face. Let's not get into threats again. Just post a couple pics. You say it is so easy. Just do it and prove me wrong.

Spats said:

No you hear words not see them ass hole.
And you have no leg to stand on so once again.....put up or shut up.

But you are not going hear me without seeing me dumbass. Post pics.

Spats said:

oh good god spats. why don't you grow a set and post a pic of yourself already?

i must be really hot then...cause i ain't getting any!!!

+ i think both platypus and hetersexuals are cute.




ps- mdiver...don't succumb to his bait. regardless of your (or your lady's) physical beauty, you are intelligent, well spoken, have great tatts () and are a pleasure to talk to....unlike other people here. i just ignore him and hope he will go away...in my opinion he could be as hot as balls but because of his annoying/immature/degrading/ignorant personality he has no hope of finding love or happiness. or even a good looking one night stand...unless he doesn't speak. maybe a blond blind deaf mute...
[Edited 2/9/06 12:43pm]

Why are you siding with him? He has bragged about what he has and what i don't. I asked to just see how great he has it? He for whatver reason refuses to back up what he says while at the same time saying that i am the one not backing up what i say. Give me a break.

Spats said:

Ok lets take this real slow for the "special"boy.....do .....you.....see.....the.....pattern.....yet?

Who is this wanker?

Fauxie said:

i'm pretty sure he's someone's alter ego.

The pattern i see is that Diver is too chicken to post a pick of his beautie and him for obvious reasons. Because i will be proven right.

Spats said:

the pattern is that you are an ass, plain and simple. you keep whining about mdiver not posting pics. wtf?? he has posted a plethora of pictures in his time here. how many have you posted?? none. period. so, until you show some balls and post a pic you can just shut the hell up. like he said, put up or shut up. end of story asshole.

Yes, but i have not seen them!!!!! You miss the whole point. He can obviously posts pics pretty easily so he could do it anytime. If he is gonna make fun of me for not doing it then let's see his. Then he will have a legit point. Until then...

Can I join in?

There once was an orger named Spats,
Who wouldn't date a woman with tats,
With big feet or moles,
But no-one dates trolls,
So he has to rent movies to see twats.

I asked you this before. What are tats?

Spats said:

I remember that. I think I ignored you.

Well if you say that i would not date a woman with them then they must be something ugly.

Spats said:

Because your definition of beauty is the one and only true definition.

It's one thing to give your opinion and share your preferences in regard to what you find attractive, but it's another to completely lack sensitivity and basically show disgust for anything that doesn't fit your preference. It shows a negative and superficial outlook towards people in general. I don't care if you say that you only apply this to potential partners. I can't see how that attitude wouldn't cross over into other areas of your life.

Fauxie said:

truuuuue.

Fauxie said:

i think i love you.

fantasyislander said:

I'm crime-fighting on the org today.

I don't have a snazzy costume though.

Fauxie said:

naked crime fighting, eh?

fantasyislander said:

It'd be sexy if I said 'yes' here would it?


Yes.

Fauxie said:

All the crimes committed in, like, your livingroom?