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PrintableAnx said: onenitealone said: Da Vinci's Pen0r? 
I'm a lucky man, what with Colin's yesterday...  you see, colin's pen0r fulfilled the da vinci code. it all comes together, man. Aha! The riddle is solved!  | |
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GangstaFam said: HamsterHuey said: Hear Tom Hanks say; Wash Yer Penisssss. EVERY day!
My motto's more of a "eat a cookie and a big dick every day". Works wonders. In which order?  | |
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GangstaFam said: HamsterHuey said: Well, the thread just called me ugly, is what it did!
So, no more bounce to your ounce? Sure, plenty of bounce. But in the right areas this time.  Still slapable, though? Please say  |
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onenitealone said: In which order? In that exact order. If you do it wrong, it has a very harmful effect. I won't say what. | |
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HamsterHuey said: Still slapable, though? Please say
More so than ever, baby! I take a lickin' and keep on tickin'. | |
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GangstaFam said: HamsterHuey said: Still slapable, though? Please say
More so than ever, baby! I take a lickin' and keep on tickin'. Lickety Spit's the only way... |
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HamsterHuey said: Lickety Spit's the only way...
I'm learning to appreciate the joys of dryness lately. Winter has that effect, I guess.  | |
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"Why would someone have sex with your ugly fat ass? Did he fuck one of your rolls or something?"
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IstenSzek said: Cloudbuster said:  don't make fun of her. with some nice teeth and a new head she could really look sexy..  y'all are just too silly this morning. People around me must think I'm a damn fool for laughing this hard. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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DynamicSavior said: and I'm fine as hell yet sexless.
let's see.... | |
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Milty said: DynamicSavior said: and I'm fine as hell yet sexless.
let's see.... I second that! Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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onenitealone said: meltwithu said: maybe he gives off that "i-know-i-ain't-cute-but-i'll-suck-the-nutt-out-of-your-belly" vibe that turns men on  Or maybe he's charismatic? 
This place is hilarious sometimes. Co sign, it's all about attitude  Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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This thread is fucking hilarious!!!!! And I must agree, maths is EEEEEVIL  Straight from hell. | |
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susannah said:
This thread is fucking hilarious!!!!! And I must agree, maths is EEEEEVIL Straight from hell.  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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MarySharon said: onenitealone said: Or maybe he's charismatic?
This place is hilarious sometimes. Co sign, it's all about attitude | |
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IstenSzek said: susannah said:
This thread is fucking hilarious!!!!! And I must agree, maths is EEEEEVIL Straight from hell. 
Now if only it was my school teachers and lecturers that agreed with me...  | |
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Getting sex has very little to do with looks. Oft times it's how someone carries themselves and approches others.
BTW Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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DynamicSavior said: Case said: This is an eternal question with no apparent answer. But yes, it cracks me up every time. I've witnessed this MANY times in my life...and I'm never sure whether to retch or laugh.
I've been called 'handsome,' but in high school, I was always passed over for the pock-marked idiots with bad teeth. It's largely a personality thing--if you have an aura about you, it doesn't matter how ugly you are--you can get laid.  That's some ironical shit for ya.See and that's just the thing. Everyone assumes it's how you look that will determine if you get dates, laid, the job, be lucky, IF YOU LOOK GOOD YOU WILL SUCCEED IN LIFE. It's all a lie. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Anx said: guys who act like they know they're hot and you should feel privileged just to get some T.O.D. from them are enormous turn-offs to me. why would i want to get busy with them? i might smudge something or leave a scratch. it's like visiting your grandparents house and they don't want you touching the furniture because they want to keep it nice. where's the fun in that? give me a dopey cute guy with some flaws, with a little bit of sheepish, shy, nervous energy. huge turn on.
SHA-WING! Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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DynamicSavior said: Anx said: guys who act like they know they're hot and you should feel privileged just to get some T.O.D. from them are enormous turn-offs to me. why would i want to get busy with them? i might smudge something or leave a scratch. it's like visiting your grandparents house and they don't want you touching the furniture because they want to keep it nice. where's the fun in that? give me a dopey cute guy with some flaws, with a little bit of sheepish, shy, nervous energy. huge turn on.
Oh, I'm not like that all. It's just that I'm better looking than him (among other things) so I should be the babe magnet. And besides EVERY SINGLE TIME we talk he's like "blah blah blah cuz i'm ugly blah blah blah" and then he bags a dude and he's all like "yeah, i'm the shit." No, you're not. And I'm not EVEN going to get into black guys only liking white guys again. Damn. Where are all the shallow people at? They're fun to hang around. I think you should look within to find your answer. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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HamsterHuey said: GangstaFam said: Yeah, but you can still see the movie! Hear Tom Hanks say; Wash Yer Penisssss. EVERY day! Pen0rrrrr!  Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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I haven't read this thread, but it doesn't look too interesting.
There isn't something like objective ugliness or beauty. And if there is, the people that are defined as very ugly or very beautiful, by everyone, make out 0,1 percent of the population. So maybe there's something wrong with your attitude. | |
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MarieLouise said: I haven't read this thread, but it doesn't look too interesting.
There isn't something like objective ugliness or beauty. And if there is, the people that are defined as very ugly or very beautiful, by everyone, make out 0,1 percent of the population. So maybe there's something wrong with your attitude. read the thread!! The comic value of it has nothing to do with the title! | |
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I think maybe because they're less selective, more desperate, and have low self-esteem that makes them seek out sex to make them feel better about themselves. | |
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I know how you feel, i have a friend of 10 years who is butt ugly, got a whoop head, black as tar and always talking about who he slept with and stuff. I be like i guess. Then I went to this orgy sex party with him, of course i didn't do anything, he was geting sucked off and done and i was like oh god thats nasty. The bad thing about it he has HIV and passing it around. i Know thats bad but what can i do? | |
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onenitealone said: MarySharon said: Co sign, it's all about attitude 
empty post edit; OMG I'm tired... [Edited 1/24/06 12:22pm] [Edited 1/24/06 12:24pm] Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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Quantity does not equal Quality. [Edited 1/24/06 10:45am] Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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theVelvetRoper said: I think maybe because they're less selective, more desperate, and have low self-esteem that makes them seek out sex to make them feel better about themselves.
when i read the 1st post in this thread, i thought about a certain friend who is always getting sex and never forgets to tell me. then i read your comment, what you just said describes him spot on! he is always acting like he is the man! but if you really look at him and how he interacts with others, you can see he has a massive lack of confidence saintsation could it be that your more confident? so you dont seek out re-assurance from others? You saw the apple
hanging on the tree, But missed the orchid in your gaze | |
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ive been dry for a while
i try to tell myself its because im over 'having fun' but my brain knows im trying to fool it You saw the apple
hanging on the tree, But missed the orchid in your gaze | |
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TRON said: HamsterHuey said: Lickety Spit's the only way...
I'm learning to appreciate the joys of dryness lately. Winter has that effect, I guess. You're doing something frightfully WRONG... A self-chosen dryspell... |
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