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A MAN BUMPS Into A WOMAN... A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."  | |
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 nice one... | |
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| LMAO!!
my three year old just said "what's so funny mom?" "umm, nothing sweetheart!" | |
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 By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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FlushofmyFlush said: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."   | |
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Funny...Like that one... | |
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| Good one indeed!!! | |
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