Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do! A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Catherine

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country..
-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house..
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

charlottegelin said:

retina said:

charlottegelin said:

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-

So what are back hairs then? Stray chest hairs?

I've only detected one or two on myself, but that's one or two too many. I'm not even thirty yet.

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charlottegelin said:

retina said:

So what are back hairs then? Stray chest hairs?

I've only detected one or two on myself, but that's one or two too many. I'm not even thirty yet.

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you have those really long eyebrow hairs to look forwards to!

retina said:

charlottegelin said:

you have those really long eyebrow hairs to look forwards to!

I can't believe that you can image google "really long eyebrow hairs".

I actually have a couple of those too. Would picking them make me a metrosexual?

charlottegelin said:

Reincarnate said:

charlottegelin said:

[list]Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Catherine

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

These were my favourites! ... Thanks Charlotte - they really made me smile today!

charlottegelin said:

retina said:

So what are back hairs then? Stray chest hairs?

I've only detected one or two on myself, but that's one or two too many. I'm not even thirty yet.

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you have those really long eyebrow hairs to look forwards to!

HollowellSA said:

ugh don't SAY that I turn 35 on monday

nakedpianoplayer said:

HollowellSA said:

ugh don't SAY that I turn 35 on monday

35 aint so bad you'll see... it has advantages

HollowellSA said:

nakedpianoplayer said:

35 aint so bad you'll see... it has advantages

if you mean horny all the time then ummmm yeah I guess it does

charlottegelin said:

HollowellSA said:

if you mean horny all the time then ummmm yeah I guess it does

here!