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Reply #120 posted 01/30/06 7:16am

TheSmyrk

meow85 said:

TheSmyrk said:



Prince is clearly elvish. Keebler elvish.


I didn't get any cookies with my copy of Musicology. pout


I did. When I bought Cinnamon Girl on iTunes.
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Reply #121 posted 01/30/06 9:22am

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DynamicSavior said:

Tonight I met a new co-worker.
His name is:
Markiss.
I asked him how to pronounce it, and he said "Mar-Keece" whofarted
and he happens to be gay. That's kinda cute. But still ghettoi.

If it's Marcus it should just be spelled that way, but since he says it's pronounced mar-kees, wouldn't Marquis makes more sense than Markiss? It's not even phonetic....:confused:


The 's' is marquis is silent--the word is pronounced mar-key in French (and should be pronounced as such in English). Marquise would be pronounced mar-keece, but marquise refers to a female. (Specifically, the female equivalent of a marquis.)

There's no way around it--Markiss' name is either spelled wrong or mispronounced. biggrin
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Reply #122 posted 01/30/06 8:13pm

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TheSmyrk said:

meow85 said:



I didn't get any cookies with my copy of Musicology. pout


I did. When I bought Cinnamon Girl on iTunes.


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Reply #123 posted 01/30/06 11:54pm

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jone70 said:

meow85 said:


If it's Marcus it should just be spelled that way, but since he says it's pronounced mar-kees, wouldn't Marquis makes more sense than Markiss? It's not even phonetic....:confused:


The 's' is marquis is silent--the word is pronounced mar-key in French (and should be pronounced as such in English). Marquise would be pronounced mar-keece, but marquise refers to a female. (Specifically, the female equivalent of a marquis.)

There's no way around it--Markiss' name is either spelled wrong or mispronounced. biggrin

hmmm


Looks like you're right.
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Reply #124 posted 01/30/06 11:57pm

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Another pet peeve of mine about names: weird spellings. Picking some overused, overpopular name and spelling it strangely does not make the kid unique or an individual -it makes the kid's parents look illiterate. Kaitlyn is Catelin is Caitlynn is Khaytelin is K'tlin is.....the same damn name misspelled God knows how many times. mad
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Reply #125 posted 01/31/06 2:03am

Heiress

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My daughter is Elektra.

love


What do you think of "Theodore" for a boy?

I favor Greek names, most definitely. lol
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Reply #126 posted 01/31/06 2:12am

Heiress

jone70 said:

meow85 said:


If it's Marcus it should just be spelled that way, but since he says it's pronounced mar-kees, wouldn't Marquis makes more sense than Markiss? It's not even phonetic....:confused:


The 's' is marquis is silent--the word is pronounced mar-key in French (and should be pronounced as such in English). Marquise would be pronounced mar-keece, but marquise refers to a female. (Specifically, the female equivalent of a marquis.)

There's no way around it--Markiss' name is either spelled wrong or mispronounced. biggrin


'marquise' would be pronounced more like 'markeez' - one 's' in French is usually like a Z, two 'ss' would contitute an S sound.

just a fine point. lol no offense to anyone.
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Reply #127 posted 01/31/06 2:55am

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Heiress said:

meow85 said:


love


What do you think of "Theodore" for a boy?

I favor Greek names, most definitely. lol


hmmm

Can't say it's something that would normally appeal to me, but it can be cute. smile


Is there an announcement you wanted to make...? hmm wink
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Reply #128 posted 01/31/06 2:56am

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Heiress said:

jone70 said:



The 's' is marquis is silent--the word is pronounced mar-key in French (and should be pronounced as such in English). Marquise would be pronounced mar-keece, but marquise refers to a female. (Specifically, the female equivalent of a marquis.)

There's no way around it--Markiss' name is either spelled wrong or mispronounced. biggrin


'marquise' would be pronounced more like 'markeez' - one 's' in French is usually like a Z, two 'ss' would contitute an S sound.

just a fine point. lol no offense to anyone.


shrug


Sadly, my French skills are pretty lacking. A hazard of living as far away from the French-speaking part of this country as possible, I guess. lol
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Reply #129 posted 01/31/06 8:23am

Heiress

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Heiress said:



What do you think of "Theodore" for a boy?

I favor Greek names, most definitely. lol


hmmm

Can't say it's something that would normally appeal to me, but it can be cute. smile


Is there an announcement you wanted to make...? hmm wink


not quite! maybe sometime... smile
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Reply #130 posted 01/31/06 10:35am

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Heiress said:

jone70 said:



The 's' is marquis is silent--the word is pronounced mar-key in French (and should be pronounced as such in English). Marquise would be pronounced mar-keece, but marquise refers to a female. (Specifically, the female equivalent of a marquis.)

There's no way around it--Markiss' name is either spelled wrong or mispronounced. biggrin


'marquise' would be pronounced more like 'markeez' - one 's' in French is usually like a Z, two 'ss' would contitute an S sound.

just a fine point. lol no offense to anyone.


Vous avez raison... I guess I was anglicizing it a bit. biggrin
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Reply #131 posted 01/31/06 11:18am

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Heiress said:

meow85 said:


love


What do you think of "Theodore" for a boy?

I favor Greek names, most definitely. lol


One of the things which really influenced my wife and I was the association with characters that a name has.

For example; we had both wanted to name our youngest son "Max" (she wanted Maxwell & I wanted Maximillian...but we both loved "Max").
HOWEVER - my damned boss has a dog named Max. So I couldn't think of the name "Max" without thinking of that damned dog!

Likewise...while Theodore is a strong name...I could never use it simply because of the image which pops into my head;

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Reply #132 posted 01/31/06 11:22am

Heiress

PurpleJedi said:

Heiress said:



What do you think of "Theodore" for a boy?

I favor Greek names, most definitely. lol


One of the things which really influenced my wife and I was the association with characters that a name has.

For example; we had both wanted to name our youngest son "Max" (she wanted Maxwell & I wanted Maximillian...but we both loved "Max").
HOWEVER - my damned boss has a dog named Max. So I couldn't think of the name "Max" without thinking of that damned dog!

Likewise...while Theodore is a strong name...I could never use it simply because of the image which pops into my head;



"Max" makes me think of a little book my daughter has, about a little rabbit who needs a bath... lol

and Theodore- actually, made me think more of an ex-President... you know, the one who got the national parks going? wink
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Reply #133 posted 01/31/06 11:26am

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..and Theodore- actually, made me think more of an ex-President... you know, the one who got the national parks going? wink


I'm sure that for you and the rest of the Western world, Theodore invokes images of good 'old Teddy Roosevelt.

But I suppose that I just watched too many damned cartoons as a kid.

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Reply #134 posted 01/31/06 11:27am

Heiress

PurpleJedi said:

Heiress said:



..and Theodore- actually, made me think more of an ex-President... you know, the one who got the national parks going? wink


I'm sure that for you and the rest of the Western world, Theodore invokes images of good 'old Teddy Roosevelt.

But I suppose that I just watched too many damned cartoons as a kid.

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Reply #135 posted 01/31/06 11:43am

RipHer2Shreds

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I'll tell this story:

I knew this doctor and we were having this very conversation about names. He was talking about all the odd names that he's come across. he said he had this one patient that named her child "B'onka". So when he was speaking to the mother about the child, he said, "So how's bon-ka doing?" The mother had a fit and said "my chile's name is B-on-ka" Then he said OH..and just walked out the room. lol

fallofffalloff I read this ten minutes ago, and I'm still laughing about it!



On a sort of related note, an acquaintance of mine from Ethiopia informed a friend of mine by the name of Jill that her name - as pronounced by somebody that speaks Amharic (a language spoken in Ethiopia) - is Amharic for "dumbass."
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Reply #136 posted 01/31/06 12:35pm

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Another pet peeve of mine about names: weird spellings. Picking some overused, overpopular name and spelling it strangely does not make the kid unique or an individual -it makes the kid's parents look illiterate. Kaitlyn is Catelin is Caitlynn is Khaytelin is K'tlin is.....the same damn name misspelled God knows how many times. mad

You forgot "Chit'lin"
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Reply #137 posted 01/31/06 2:21pm

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My mom teaches in the juvenile corrections system, and she had a female inmate whose name was Clitorus...i'm dead serious, no jokes, no lies, that was her name....now u know her mom had to be on crack...
I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince.
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Reply #138 posted 01/31/06 2:29pm

andyman91

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meow85 said:

meltwithu said:

ever hear about the lady that named her son " L'emonjello"..which ouf course is just Lemon Jello. (some say it's true, some say it's a myth)




I think that one's just a myth...


My sister's a teacher. She claims to have taught L'emonjello & O'ranjello.

Damn, I wonder if she's a liar?
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Reply #139 posted 01/31/06 2:35pm

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I used to be ashamed of my middle name "Shackelford," but now I kind of like it.

My parents thought Andrew Shackelford Balmat sounded presidential. That's why I'm a struggling musician.

It's a big name for a baby to wear!
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Reply #140 posted 01/31/06 2:47pm

uPtoWnNY

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Another pet peeve of mine about names: weird spellings. Picking some overused, overpopular name and spelling it strangely does not make the kid unique or an individual -it makes the kid's parents look illiterate. Kaitlyn is Catelin is Caitlynn is Khaytelin is K'tlin is.....the same damn name misspelled God knows how many times. mad


Exactly...I mean, WTF was (NBA player)Anfernee Hardaway's mama thinking? Anfernee??? It's Anthony, you dumb ass! That screams illiterate.

Long time ago, some dude called in to the Howard Stern show. His last name was Mapp, and he named his sons Scientific & Majestic. From what I heard, Scientific was a pretty good high school basketball player.

CalhounSq, both Jermaine Jackson & Bobby Brown should be pimp-slapped for those
ridiculous names. Sounds like the dumb names I hear from the projects.

Too many stupid MFers having kids... disbelief
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Reply #141 posted 01/31/06 2:50pm

uPtoWnNY

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My parents thought Andrew Shackelford Balmat sounded presidential.


Actually, that's a nice serial-killer name. Those cats always use their full names.
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Reply #142 posted 01/31/06 2:54pm

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uPtoWnNY said:

meow85 said:

Another pet peeve of mine about names: weird spellings. Picking some overused, overpopular name and spelling it strangely does not make the kid unique or an individual -it makes the kid's parents look illiterate. Kaitlyn is Catelin is Caitlynn is Khaytelin is K'tlin is.....the same damn name misspelled God knows how many times. mad


Exactly...I mean, WTF was (NBA player)Anfernee Hardaway's mama thinking? Anfernee??? It's Anthony, you dumb ass! That screams illiterate.

Long time ago, some dude called in to the Howard Stern show. His last name was Mapp, and he named his sons Scientific & Majestic. From what I heard, Scientific was a pretty good high school basketball player.

CalhounSq, both Jermaine Jackson & Bobby Brown should be pimp-slapped for those
ridiculous names. Sounds like the dumb names I hear from the projects.

Too many stupid MFers having kids... disbelief


Jermajesty falloff
And we all know the story about Anfernee. His dad was drunk at the hospital and:
"Oh my, what a beautiful baby. I was thinking about naming him Kobe, or Shaquille or something. What do you think hun?"
*takes a swagger* "WHAT?!?! Name him Anfernee!!!"
"Name him Anthony?"
"NO!! Anfer NEE!!"
"Wha- OH!! After YOU!"
"YEAH *burp*anfernee."
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One of Dansa's org hornies woot!
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.
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Reply #143 posted 01/31/06 2:55pm

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uPtoWnNY said:

andyman91 said:

My parents thought Andrew Shackelford Balmat sounded presidential.


Actually, that's a nice serial-killer name. Those cats always use their full names.
biggrin


Serial-killer, president, six of one half dozen of the other.
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Reply #144 posted 01/31/06 3:09pm

uPtoWnNY

Pretty soon, parents will name their kids Noxema, Levitra, Vagisil, Lubriderm - you know it's coming.
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Reply #145 posted 01/31/06 3:16pm

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My friend Greg told me he was happy he had an unusual name.
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Reply #146 posted 01/31/06 3:33pm

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Pretty soon, parents will name their kids Noxema, Levitra, Vagisil, Lubriderm - you know it's coming.

The time has already come...



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Reply #147 posted 01/31/06 3:40pm

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Speaking of weird names for your kids, I remember one time reading an interview about Prince's younger sister, Tyka. She has two boys, named "Sir" and "President".

I once met a girl working at a wrecka stow, and her name was "Sky" (very unusual).

But the name that I truly think is fucked up is "Delaney". What an ugly name! It makes me think of a car, a Dodge Delaney or something. What's funny is that my parents used to know a doctor with the last name of Delaney. My mom's best friend's daughter named her youngest kid Delaney. I would hate to go through life with a fucked up name like that. She'd better learn to defend herself, because when she starts school, I suspect that she's going to endure a lot of teasing about her name, poor kid.
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RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you.
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Reply #148 posted 01/31/06 3:45pm

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http://new.babynameindex.com/

There are some very unusual names on there.
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you.
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Reply #149 posted 01/31/06 3:52pm

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RipHer2Shreds said:

uPtoWnNY said:

Pretty soon, parents will name their kids Noxema, Levitra, Vagisil, Lubriderm - you know it's coming.

The time has already come...




I knew a girl named niveah in high school. i think the name predates the lotion.
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