Paris' Intellect Not So Hot

By Sarah Hall1 hour, 19 minutes ago

Money can't buy happiness, or so the saying goes. Nor, as evidenced by Paris Hilton's recent deposition in a slander lawsuit, can it buy brainpower.

The airhead heiress was deposed in November in connection with the $10 million defamation suit filed against her by diamond heiress Zeta Graff, a former flame of Hilton's ex-fiance, Paris Latsis.

Graff took legal action against Hilton last summer, alleging that the celebutante had fed "vicious lies" about her to the New York Post's Page Six.

The offending item claimed that Graff went "beserk" at a London nightclub and attacked the Simple Life star, attempting to rip a multimillion-dollar diamond necklace off her neck.

Hilton now admits the incident never happened, but denies she was responsible for feeding the lies about Graff to the press and places the blame on her former publicist, Rob Shuter.

Shuter gave a deposition in December in which he fingered Hilton as the sole source behind the Page Six story and even produced an email from Hilton in which she refers to the item as "genius."

Hilton has responded to Shuter's claims by calling him "an f--king liar" and downplayed the credibility of her email, stating that "whatever I write in email, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write."

During her deposition, currently available for viewing on TMZ.com, Hilton also demonstrated a remarkable deficit in her working knowledge of both geography and Greek culture.

When questioned on the last name of a companion identified as Terry, who was with her on the night of the reported run-in with Graff, Hilton replied, "It is like a weird Greek name. Like Douglas."

The party-loving socialite explained that she couldn't be bothered to remember the names of everyone in her crowd.

"I meet so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names," Hilton said.


Hilton attributed her confusion about where the article might have been republished to the fact that she spent the summer in Europe, where she was faced with a language barrier.

"I was in Europe the whole summer, and all there is is like French," she explained. "I didn't see anything because I wasn't in America."

Though Hilton has backed down from her original version of her encounter with Graff, she claimed that she did exchange words with her rival on the night in question.

"I just said to her...she is old and should stay at home with her child instead of being at nightclubs with young people," Hilton said. "And just that--I just--what else did I say? Just that she is not cute at all."



As Graff's case picks up speed, Hilton may have more to fear than black magic. The diamond heiress has expressed confidence that she will win her case against her rival.

"Hilton will learn a valuable lesson about what happens when you try to ruin another person's reputation," Graff recently told the New York Post. "She made a number of false statements about me, and she repeatedly lied under oath during her recent deposition. I look forward to her explaining all of this to a jury."

Graff isn't the only one with a bone to pick with the saucy socialite. Party promoter Brian Quintana is seeking a restraining order against Hilton, claiming that she has repeatedly threatened his life and damaged his career. A hearing in the matter was postponed until Feb. 7.

Copyright © 2006 E! Online, Inc.

this story makes me want to love paris hilton. she's finally reaching her courtney love level of trainwreck potential. bless her heart.

poor little rich girl. .. ..

what a dumb fucking bitch.

Anxiety said:

Can I use this quote without being reported that I'm flaming an Orger?

AnotherLoverToo said:

is paris an orger?

did anyone else read where she was so drunk she pissed herself in a cab, then denied it when the cabbie asked for damages? apparently he plans to use her urine-soaked towel as DNA evidence against her.

Spoiled brat

I can't believe its real! Its like "Laguna Beach" or something...

Paris Hilton is the perfect example of a girl getting by based on her looks, her parents wealth, and being an easy lay.

She's a novelty. One that will eventually run its course.

Anxiety said:

. her member name is Zelaira

Mazurack said:

What looks?

JesseDezz said:

Yeah, well, you got me there.

God what a sorry dumb bitch. I'm sorry but I loathe this broad so much, How this slut can be as big as she is is totally beyond me. Her lame pathetic ass.

I Love Paris and Can't see her Falling down Drunk and getting Hurt . She should watch out for ALCOHOL POSIONING and DRUG OVERDOSING and her Looks will Fail her. Tara Reid is a BLOATED FAT MESS..... Ya can go to clubs and Not DRINK. You can drink sometimes but ya probably better drinking Energy Drinks MOST OF The Time. Such a Beautiful Girl. Stay ALIVE and Stay BEAUTIFUL.... Paris Ya So Hot....So Fashionable. STAY ALIVE.....

It's so, so pathetic.

'Damn, How Stupid Can Paris Hilton Be?'


STOOPID enough to continue to get her all the attention she wants

Mach said:

Stupid enough to be invited to 3121 (Prince) parties

Zelaira said:

Zelaira said:

oh mercy

just a waste of bones

sucking up our oxygen (actually, maybe not so much cuz her brain seems to be struggling)

[quote]When questioned on the last name of a companion identified as Terry, who was with her on the night of the reported run-in with Graff, Hilton replied, "It is like a weird Greek name. Like Douglas."

i didnt know Douglas was a Greek name....It just blows my mind..

And i dont care if she is dumb, I still love Paris! LOL

Mazurack said:

!!!!!~~~
You said it all man~~ As for her friends,,,she doesnt have any,,even nicole got sick of her BS! all the others are using her for fame, frree booze/drugs/ clothes...whatever.
I hope she gets VD, knocked up, & arrested for shoplifting~~

DUMBASS~!!!!!

Leave Paris alone. She is a Goddess. Yum.

Spats said:

is she the hot blonde who never approached you??

what a dumb cunt

it's seems as though rich girls are dumb because they don't ever have any better shit to do with their lives than to do stupid shit. I think they get more amusement by crashing their bentleys and buy another lamborghini...

Mazurack said:

looks