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Why Love Mom Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed." She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning. She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the wash, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up the game pieces left on the table and put the telephone book back into the drawer. She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the field trip, and pulled a textbook out from hiding under the chair. She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her purse. Mom then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night Solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails. Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed." I'm on my way," she said. She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked. She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamp, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks in the hamper, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework. In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals. About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular. "I'm going to bed." And he did... ...without another thought. Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer...? 'CAUSE WOMEN ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL... And we can't die sooner because we still have too many things to do | |
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im so glad im a woman  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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Primero!!!
Yes, it is true. I miss her. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Yep,sounds like my bedtime routine,Im not a mom yet. Just a wifey "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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 God bless moms, what would we do without them?RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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thank you for posting this Mach  | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Primero!!!
Yes, it is true. I miss her. M   I feel ya hon... I miss mine too  | |
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It reminds me of my own mom. |
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reminds me of me
no wonder i am tired  
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love my mom..really
but right now, i can't be around her i just...  cant. | |
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butterfli25 said: reminds me of me
no wonder i am tired me too. seems like there's not enough time in the day ever! | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: thank you for posting this Mach
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that's a good plumb line for us bachelors. too.
Thanks, Mach.
Incidentally, this thread just showed me what a slacker I am.  | |
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 that made me tired just to think of all the stuff I have to do yet | |
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My mom is a homophobic bitch. Sometimes I think the Menendez brothers had the right idea. I can't wait until I put her in a home where they shoot that shit up her arm that makes her forget who I am. [Edited 1/22/06 4:35am] One of Dansa's org hornies 
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DynamicSavior said: My mom is a homophobic bitch. Sometimes I think the Menendez brothers had the right idea. I can't wait until I put her in a home where they shoot that shit up her arm that makes her forget who I am.
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oh yea? well my mom said mean things about me last night....do I love her? Yes....but she can a real mean pain in my ass sometimes...and it hurts my inner core!!!! | |
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Mach said ...story...
Ah! But she forgot to go to the toilet! So women are forgetful
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DynamicSavior said: My mom is a homophobic bitch. Sometimes I think the Menendez brothers had the right idea. I can't wait until I put her in a home where they shoot that shit up her arm that makes her forget who I am.
[Edited 1/22/06 4:35am] Wow, is it that serious really? I'm sooo sorry. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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BucketOfBouncyBalls said: oh yea? well my mom said mean things about me last night....do I love her? Yes....but she can a real mean pain in my ass sometimes...and it hurts my inner core!!!!
that's basically where i am in life right now i love her, yeah cuz she's my mom, and well, i would be nowhere without her... but sometimes...she says some hurtful shit and she calls it the truth... and it's hard to reason with her... i can't be around her often, and i'm glad i'm away @ school.. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: DynamicSavior said: My mom is a homophobic bitch. Sometimes I think the Menendez brothers had the right idea. I can't wait until I put her in a home where they shoot that shit up her arm that makes her forget who I am.
[Edited 1/22/06 4:35am] Wow, is it that serious really? I'm sooo sorry. M OH Miggy you don't know the half of it. Last week I went to go see her, and she started bitching about my hair. So I told her that people keep asking me if I'm mixed, because I have curly hair, and I said that I told them I don't know. Then she says "Of course you're mixed, with a MAN and a WOMAN. That's how you got her, that's how everybody got here, and that's how people will always get here, a MAN and a WOMAN." She says shit like that to me and I just wanna knock her fucking jaw down her throat. One day I had a condom in my pocket, and I was emptying them out to give her change because I went to the store with her, and she was like "What's that for?" and I said "It's a condom." and she's like "Oh, I know what it is." and I said "Come on ma, let's be real. I'm 22, I have a life." and she said "Oh. I just didn't expect you to have one of those." WTF?!?!?! One of Dansa's org hornies
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SammiJ said: BucketOfBouncyBalls said: oh yea? well my mom said mean things about me last night....do I love her? Yes....but she can a real mean pain in my ass sometimes...and it hurts my inner core!!!!
that's basically where i am in life right now i love her, yeah cuz she's my mom, and well, i would be nowhere without her... but sometimes...she says some hurtful shit and she calls it the truth... and it's hard to reason with her... i can't be around her often, and i'm glad i'm away @ school.. yea I know how you feel....I think my mom is crazy. | |
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The woman in that story sounds lie she OCD. Who in the hell lays out the clothes they are going to wear the next day?
Where's the bit when they describe the incessant nagging.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Mach said: Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed." She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning. She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the wash, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up the game pieces left on the table and put the telephone book back into the drawer. She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the field trip, and pulled a textbook out from hiding under the chair. She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her purse. Mom then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night Solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails. Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed." I'm on my way," she said. She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked. She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamp, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks in the hamper, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework. In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals. About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular. "I'm going to bed." And he did... ...without another thought. Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer...? 'CAUSE WOMEN ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL... And we can't die sooner because we still have too many things to do Sounds like the people in this household are a bunch of lazy bastards. I can't believe that woman had so much work to do. | |
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Mach said: Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed." She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning. She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the wash, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up the game pieces left on the table and put the telephone book back into the drawer. She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the field trip, and pulled a textbook out from hiding under the chair. She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her purse. Mom then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night Solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails. Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed." I'm on my way," she said. She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked. She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamp, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks in the hamper, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework. In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals. About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular. "I'm going to bed." And he did... ...without another thought. Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer...? 'CAUSE WOMEN ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL... And we can't die sooner because we still have too many things to do I WANT A RAISE!!!!! | |
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P.S Cant you get a raise from $0 ????  | |
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bkw said: The woman in that story sounds lie she OCD. Who in the hell lays out the clothes they are going to wear the next day?
Where's the bit when they describe the incessant nagging. and the bit where she brings her husband more beers  | |
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nilegettolrahc said: bkw said: The woman in that story sounds lie she OCD. Who in the hell lays out the clothes they are going to wear the next day?
Where's the bit when they describe the incessant nagging. and the bit where she brings her husband more beers
Neither my wife nor my mother were/are anything like the woman described above. They might chuck a few things in the dishwasher and wipe down the bench but not all that other crap. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: nilegettolrahc said: and the bit where she brings her husband more beers
Neither my wife nor my mother were/are anything like the woman described above. They might chuck a few things in the dishwasher and wipe down the bench but not all that other crap. I take one look at the kitchen and deal with it in the morning. If I deviate on my path to bed it is to comfort a screaming kid usually. | |
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nilegettolrahc said: bkw said:
Neither my wife nor my mother were/are anything like the woman described above. They might chuck a few things in the dishwasher and wipe down the bench but not all that other crap. I take one look at the kitchen and deal with it in the morning. If I deviate on my path to bed it is to comfort a screaming kid usually.That's the way! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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