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What can't you send through the post? 
Two students who sent a hamster through the post as a drunken prank have been fined and banned from owning animals. 
The hamster found in a postbox is now named First Class. And he's lucky to be alive. If he hadn't gnawed through the envelope and been spotted by the postman, he may have died in the sorting machine. David Jordan and James Cole, both 19, admitted abandoning the animal in circumstances likely to cause it unnecessary suffering. They were both fined and banned from keeping animals for 10 years. Not only were the two Cambridge University students committing a criminal offence, which they said they did when drunk and as an act of revenge. They were also breaking Royal Mail rules. So what else can't you put in a parcel? READ IT HERE!! 
(I posted my hamster too  but she was dead)
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Oh my  .. poor hamsters | |
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Silly fellas
Hey.... does anyone know whether or not you can send a laptop computer overseas in some way? There must be. I know apparently they contain all the parts to make an explosive, but of course, I'm just wanting my overseas girl to send me her comp as she's getting a new one. cheers if y'all know... mrD . [Edited 1/18/06 5:15am] | |
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the post office says it cant carry Filth  | |
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I remember reading a booking called 'Flat Stanley when I was little about a boy who well, was flat basically. I remember he got posted through a letter box. In reality, I think it's pretty obvious you can't send a human being through the post. | |
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Raine said: the post office says it cant carry Filth
I know!!! OMG!!! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: I remember reading a booking called 'Flat Stanley when I was little about a boy who well, was flat basically. I remember he got posted through a letter box. In reality, I think it's pretty obvious you can't send a human being through the post.
Send yourself to me and we'll find out.  | |
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Raine said: the post office says it cant carry Filth
which is odd, because i've sent many john waters movies as gifts over the years. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: I remember reading a booking called 'Flat Stanley when I was little about a boy who well, was flat basically. I remember he got posted through a letter box. In reality, I think it's pretty obvious you can't send a human being through the post.
there is no mention of humans so they must be postable  | |
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can you post a refrigerator? just crawl in the refrigerator before you post yourself. i mean, you'll die, but i bet they'd do it. | |
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Cloudbuster said: JDINTERACTIVE said: I remember reading a booking called 'Flat Stanley when I was little about a boy who well, was flat basically. I remember he got posted through a letter box. In reality, I think it's pretty obvious you can't send a human being through the post.
Send yourself to me and we'll find out. Sure, I'll just go down to the post office to get weighed. | |
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Anxiety said: can you post a refrigerator? just crawl in the refrigerator before you post yourself. i mean, you'll die, but i bet they'd do it.
just make a few air holes somewhere but when you get lost in the post you will be sorry  | |
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Raine said: Anxiety said: can you post a refrigerator? just crawl in the refrigerator before you post yourself. i mean, you'll die, but i bet they'd do it.
just make a few air holes somewhere but when you get lost in the post you will be sorry or wear a cape when you put yourself in the refrigerator. that's what arnold did on diff'rent strokes when he trapped himself in a refrigerator, and he managed to survive okay. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Cloudbuster said: Send yourself to me and we'll find out. Sure, I'll just go down to the post office to get weighed. I reckon 160lbs. | |
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Anxiety said: or wear a cape when you put yourself in the refrigerator. that's what arnold did on diff'rent strokes when he trapped himself in a refrigerator, and he managed to survive okay.
oh my there appears to be a small cape wearing boy in the back of my fridge | |
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~ waits for Herman to see this thread ~ | |
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Natisse said: ~ waits for Herman to see this thread ~
is waiting too..  | |
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apparently, they get kinda mad if you send anthrax out too. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: (I posted my hamster too
but she was dead) who the hell did you send a dead rodent to in the mail???  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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fuckers!  | |
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| how dare they mistreat a hamster!!
gooey!!!  | |
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When interviewed, the hamster said it was spurred to escape when it realized that the envelope was addressed to Richard Gere's residence. | |
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Idiots.
I hope the fine was massive. | |
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emm said: REDFEATHERS said: (I posted my hamster too
but she was dead) who the hell did you send a dead rodent to in the mail??? My parents - the place I lived with was fulla cats and I didnt wanna see my hammy dug up by them, so I posted Fluffy to my parents - REcorded delivery - and they buried her ihn our hammy graveyard  | |
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Brave Little Hamster!
RULES! |
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