Good morning. My real name is not important but my friends call me Admiral. My best friend in the world, who goes by the Org name CaptainChaos, has posted some things about me on this site and I just wanted to confirm that everything he has said is true. To sum up:

1) I do have a serious problem with premature ejaculation. While writing this I have ejaculated 3 times.

2) I have now seen Brokeback Mountain 112 times and may secretly be in love with Captain but I'm not sure.

3) My penis does indeed resemble a dried up seahorse. (What, he hasn't told you about that yet...um, nevermind.)

4) I am not the Captain. My name is Admiral.

The last point is the most important. As you can see from my whole different Org name, avatar, etc., I am a different person. I mean, why would somebody go through all this trouble, wait the mandatory 5 days to post, etc if they were not a different person? The Captain is the Captain; I am the Admiral.

So anyway nice to meet you and Prince was great the other night on SNL.

Whatever happened to cow?

Do you know Captain Jack?

Admiral, my friend. Thank you for clearing up all of this. I know it was weighing on many Orgers minds. They're a skeptical bunch around here.

Anybody see any good lesbian porn this weekend?

CaptainChaos said:

CaptainChaos said:

No problem, Captain. I was just kidding about that "in love with the Captain" thing. You know I love me some ladies!

You see, Orgers. How could I be responding to myself unless I was a separate person from the Captain. Only a crazy person would do that.

AdmiralDisorder said:

Yeah this is great now that we're both on here. The Org can get twice as much insight about hookers and porn and stuff. And we can type in little in-jokes that we get and that nobody else here does.

For example:Do you remember that hooker Juanita with the gimpy leg and droopy eye? Man could she play the clarinet or what?

You see, Admiral, no one else here knows what the hell we're talking about with this? This is great!

CarrieMpls said:

Moooo!!!

luv4u said:

It's actually pronounced Admiral.

I miss the old days

superspaceboy said:

Um...okay. I miss peeing without a burning sensation. Your point is?

superspaceboy said:

yeah, bring back the black & purple!!!!!

abierman said:

You're creeping the old Captain out here.

CaptainChaos said:

It took me a while to think of one of those in-jokes you were referring to but I think I've got one. Remember when we were on spring break in college and you came out of the shower, all glistening and glowing, with your rippling muscles, exotic chest hairs, and abs of titanium. And the towel fell off and after several minutes I finally retrieved it for you. Yeah, that was a fun time wasn't it?

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AdmiralDisorder said:

exactly.

superspaceboy said:

Yeah, I had to go back and fix that. It looked like I was talking to myself because I included some of the Captain's text in my own. I'm so tech unsaavy sometimes. Man, as paranoid as you all seem to be around here, that is the kind of thing that might make you think Cappy and I are definitely the same person.

AdmiralDisorder said:

you don't say. Do tell.

Admiral, I'm an old pro at the Org here. I've been on for 3 months now so I pretty much know everything there is to know. There are some threads that are just doomed from the start and this looks like one of them. Quite frankly, I think the irrefutable proof that we have provided about our separate identities has blown some people's minds. People just can't wrap their heads around it. That's why I usually write about hookers or lesbian sex...you know stuff that is fun for everybody.

Let's just let it sink in to all involved that the Captain and the Admiral are two separate dudes and move on to hornier topics.

CaptainChaos said:

so bad it's almost... no, it's really just so bad.

CarrieMpls said:

Hey wait a minute here...Cow was my creation. I don't have anything to do with this guy. I don't currently have any alter egos and killed off the only other one I had after Cow (I'm not telling who that was ) . I don't even have time to post as myself even though I hope that changes. Quite frankly, I miss you guys even if 90% of you don't have any idea who the hell I am.