Mach said:

IF its in MY car or MY house...then its MY FUCKING
ashtray. SO THERE!!!!

So DROP the paper and back the fuck away!!!!!

shayblackfeather said:

DexMSR said:

well, you COULD put some pants on.

Anxiety said:

YA KNOW WHAT IRKS ME, MAN?

it's when you give all your good lovin' to one man all day and all night and when you wake up in the morning....he's GONE, man.

and i know there ain't a damn thing wrong with my lovin' cup!

Cloudbuster said:

ah, so that's alright then

everything's

~scoobysnacks~

Janis said:

Janis man

Anxiety said:

- Driver who don't use trun signals.

- Puffed out underwear.

- Televangelists

- 'Reality' TV

- Best/Worst dressed celebrity lists and the assholes who make them

- Soap operas

- automated "customer service"

- Modified mufflers that make a Honda Civic sound like a Harley

- Bass so loud in a car stero that it vibrates the pictures in my living room

- $2000 rims on a $700 car

- "I am a church-going Republican bumper sticker/magnet packages ('W' sticker, troop ribbon magnet, Jesus fish, NASCAR sticker)

- Celebrity gossip/news shows

- TV shows with banner ads for other shows, logos, etc.

- Weather bulletins that cover up a third of my TV screen

- Spam, spyware, virus, pop-ups, etc.

Anxiety said:

i really really hate it when people hesitate when they are about to tell me something or they move slow. just spill it! i'm very impatient. and what irks me is people who irk me and i don't know why. they just aint right

brownsugar said:

amen!

i'm currently irked by people at work who feel a need to solicit all their personal business to whomever will listen, or whomever they can back into a corner and force to listen to all their drama...and of course, they want in on your business too, but they'd rather get that information from nosing and snooping and eavesdropping than from actually TALKING to you, because when they have to listen to you, that's less time they get to spend talking.

It bugs me when people ask what nationality I am...or they try to guess...

Anxiety said:

and all the while theyre talking you could care less, looking at your watch and wondering what your gonna eat for lunch, and wishing they'd eat an altoids and just shut up!

applekisses said:

some people are just so incredibly rude - yet they have no idea what they did wrong guess that makes them stupid AND rude

nakedpianoplayer said:

YEAH!

I despise:
- Peopel staring at me - please take a picture or stop. I especially hate it if I'm eating.
- When I take the train to work in the moring I RALLY HATe when people are stnding in front of/blocking the doors. I swear I want to scream: "MOVE OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! Why are you blocking the doors when there are seats and the other doors on the opposite side that are not in use.
- When people are standing in the middle of the sidewalk or corner, blocking most of the way. If you want to have a conversation, why can't you just politely move to the side???
-When drivers will get out of their car in the middle of the street and block the way, just because it's convenient for them. Pull the hell over if you need to knock on a door or pick something up! Is that so hard?
[Edited 1/19/06 9:59am]

Anxiety said:

Mine is along those lines. I'm irked by people who volunteer way 2much information about themselves when they've only just met U. I met this new girl at work a few years ago who told me her Father was in Spain dying of AIDS and she was wondering whether or not 2 mend their broken relationship (because he used 2 abuse her) before he died. This was within the 1st 20 minutes of us being introduced 2 each other. She was weird.

DexMSR said:

ur pen0r size?

Janis said:

Its ALL the same fucking day MAN!
YAAAA JANIS

When someone claims to be your friend, and you find out that they have being saying not so nice things about one.

Why can't people just be up front!

shayblackfeather said:

you are GOD DAMN RIGHT, baby mama! i got the jones in the morning!

Open mouth chewers, loud nose breathers, B.O. and close talkers.

Janis said:

What irks me lately are my clients (jail inmates) that admit to all of the charges that have been filed by the D.A. BUT they're still pissed off at me. I had to break it down for someone today.



M

I hate it, when a woman walking behind me has heels making allthetime: taca,tacraaac,tac,tac,tac,tacatraaac. I let that lady pass me or I do change the side. I don't like that, that makes me nerveus!

TheSmyrk said:

oh damn how can i forget low talkers SPEAK UP DAMMNIT!

Hey. I talk low. I'm workin on it...

TheSmyrk said:

see thats why people get close to you when they talk, THEY CANT HEAR YOU!

My voice booms. It makes me self-conscious, as if I'm bein loud cause I want attention. So, as a kid, I started talkin quieter cause if I don't, it's like Ron Burgundy.