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HR Quandry The Boss was in a quandary. He had to fire somebody.
He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than a flip of the coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached her and said: " Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you jack off"? she says. "I feel like sh*t." | |
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Check-Out Woman: Where's your mom?
Kevin McCallister: In the car. Check-Out Woman: Where's your father? Kevin McCallister: He's at work. Check-Out Woman: What about your brothers and sisters? Kevin McCallister: I'm an only child. Check-Out Woman: Where do you live? Kevin McCallister: I can't tell you that. Check-Out Woman: Why not? Kevin McCallister: Because you're a stranger. | |
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One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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