Alright, I have told you about my buddy Admiral. Well Admiral told me recently that he has seen the film "Brokeback Mountain" 23 times. I know it's supposedly a good film and all but do you think this is kind of excessive? I also have to note that Admiral has started to wear a lot of western wear. And when I went to his apartment last night to hang out, he had a whole bunch of sheep stuffed animals laying around and it was really cold in the room. When I asked him to turn up the heat, he said it was broken and suggested we snuggle in his sleeping bag. Of course, I took him up on it because, you know, it was damn cold in there.

So anyway is this a fairly typical reaction to "Brokeback Mountain"? Just curious...

CaptainChaos said:

yes

why isn't there a Brokeback sticky yet?

wait..don't answer that...

You and "Admiral" seem to spend a lot of time together ...

DynamicSavior said:

Admiral said that he was all sticky after he came out of Brokeback...not sure what he meant by that.

Reincarnate said:

Yeah, we're pretty close. I've known Admiral all my life. Sometimes I feel like we are so close we're like the same person.

Dan?

is that you??

whoever you are, you are about the funniest new orger in like... ever.

CaptainChaos said:

yes, do please tell us what happened that cold night....

ooh, the lights are going gown, i better turn off my cell phone...

I wish I could Quit You

lazycrockett said:

I saw it 4 times. I think that if all they showed were gay themed movies and a good "straight" themed movie came out, people would probably want to see it more than once.

I'm only sayin'.....

M
[Edited 1/17/06 22:58pm]

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

I love this pic. That's 17th st a block from Castro. Great Taqueria and the Pendulum plays some good hip-hop.

M

Hello, Mr. Chaos,

I have a feeling that this "Admiral" you speak of is in actuality your penis.

I have a keen talent for sensing symbolism, you see. Am I correct?

Thank you, that is all.

Sincerely,
Anxiety
Honorary Org Guide to the Obvious

Anxiety said:

You know the speculation that the Admiral is either some sort of alter ego of the Captain, as some have hinted, or a reference to my very impressive genetalia is hurtful. Damn hurtful. I have been nothing but honest from day one and the sheer lack of faith in the Captain, the lack of belief...well, let's just say that many of you have trust issues that need to be addressed by trained professionals.

On another unrelated note, the Admiral woke up this morning with a prostitute with a peg leg and an eyepatch but cannot remember anything he did the night before. Do you think his wild adventures with pirate hookers is some sort of overcompensation for his severe questioning of his heterosexuality due to his repeated viewings and love of Brokeback Mountain? Thoughts, anyone?

CaptainChaos said:

I think I left my parrot in the refrigerator by accident this morning. And I think that means I have unresolved issues with vagina.

Anxiety said:

Wait, I know this one, on account of my degree in psychology I received by correspondence. You have a classic case of misplacement. Seek immediate assistance and make sure, when thawing the parrot, not to microwave longer than 10 seconds.

It's like this, man - Let's say you got a good lovin mama for the entire year. No, let's say you got a woman for 365 days, man. 364 if it's a leap year. But let's say it's a regular year because all that leap year jive bugs me out and gives me the creeps, man. So it's like, out of those 365 days, you gotta crawl in that woman's lovin closet. You got to get that blues cold mama warmth in the baby. You got to get it good while it's good to get. Because you know, after those 365 days are up, you might be all like "oh, okay" - you might have a nice car and a lot of rings and things - you might be the coolest cat on earth, man - but you aren't guaranteed another year. That's a little thing called LIFE, man. That's a little thing WE LEARNED DOWN BY THE LAKE, MAN. That's why you got to pray for some touch. You want some touch this evenin, everybody does. You got to pray for the mama. Child, you got to pray for the mama, baby. I got a jelly roll for you honey. If you don't got to feel, you don't got nothing.