New topic
Printable| Author | Message |
I will not talk about my penis or hookers in this thread Um...yeah...well, um nice weather we've been having. Yeah, um, real nice. | |
- E-mail - orgNote -  Report post to moderator |
it's 'pen0r'.....  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
 It's just not the same! | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
|
I want PEN0R!!!!
It just ain't the same without! You see, now I'm peckish! |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
abierman said: it's 'pen0r'.....
Nope, no penis or pen0r or rod or wang or johnson or broadsword or pegleg or one-eyed willie or throbbing love tool talk here. 100% smut free. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
un-named hookers stole your penis
they are all missing ? WTF ?  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Mach said: un-named hookers stole your penis
they are all missing ? WTF ? I will not be swayed. As interesting as that story sounds I will not pursue it. Go get your ho fix somewhere else, people. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
CaptainChaos said: abierman said: it's 'pen0r'.....
Nope, no penis or pen0r or rod or wang or johnson or broadsword or pegleg or one-eyed willie or throbbing love tool talk here. 100% smut free. I'm gonna report this thread.....it's of no use..... | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
HamsterHuey said: I want PEN0R!!!!
It just ain't the same without! You see, now I'm peckish!  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
|
Hello,
I've read your profile and I think you are nice. I live in Riga, Latvia. Latvia is one hour away from Sweden by plane across the Baltic Sea. I can speak good English. I am an intelligent, educated, well-balanced, open-minded, joyful, kind, honest, delicate, active woman. I prefer active way of life. My interests are different: literature, movies, theatre, art, nature, the sea, outdoor activities, meetings with my friends and with new people. I like traveling and sport (aerobics, yoga, swimming) I want to have a nice family with a man who shares my dream. I am looking for a man who can love and take care of his woman and children. I am interested in a man who wants to have a good family. I would like him to be educated, independent, reliable, caring, joyful and with good sense of humor. You can see my pictures at: http://www.mysticcafe.com Please write me a letter or send me a Kiss Mail, because I would like to know more about you. Hope to hear from you soon! Regards, Grazhina |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Remember, everyone, have your pets spayed and/or neutered.
And don't do drugs. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
CaptainChaos said: Um...yeah...well, um nice weather we've been having. Yeah, um, real nice.
lovely weather indeed. say, don't those cumulus clouds remind you of giant breasts, sailing along in the blue sky? | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
|
Sinister said: HamsterHuey said: I want PEN0R!!!!
It just ain't the same without! You see, now I'm peckish! Stop smoking! Feed me! |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
CaptainChaos said: Mach said: un-named hookers stole your penis
they are all missing ? WTF ? I will not be swayed. As interesting as that story sounds I will not pursue it. Go get your ho fix somewhere else, people. "Ho fix"  you did not just call me a HO ... did you ?
 | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
XxAxX said: CaptainChaos said: Um...yeah...well, um nice weather we've been having. Yeah, um, real nice.
lovely weather indeed. say, don't those cumulus clouds remind you of giant breasts, sailing along in the blue sky? They are rather nice and fluffy like a pair of big knock...wait a minute! No fooling the Captain. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Mach said: CaptainChaos said: I will not be swayed. As interesting as that story sounds I will not pursue it. Go get your ho fix somewhere else, people. "Ho fix" you did not just call me a HO ... did you ?
Um, no. I'm not using the h word or the p word or the d word or the c word in this thread. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Eat your greens, everybody. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
|
CaptainChaos said: Eat your greens, everybody.
Stop ignoring me! Feed me! |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
CaptainChaos said: Eat your greens, everybody.
they make your penis grow  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Brush at least twice a day. Don't forget the back teeth. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
HamsterHuey said: CaptainChaos said: Eat your greens, everybody.
Stop ignoring me! Feed me! Yes feed him Symore! Gooey is like that plant monster from Little Shop of Horrors! He needs cock damnit! Stat! clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
CaptainChaos said: Brush at least twice a day. Don't forget the back teeth.
makes your penis grow  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Sinister said: HamsterHuey said: Stop ignoring me! Feed me! Yes feed him Symore! Gooey is like that plant monster from Little Shop of Horrors! He needs cock damnit! Stat! Sorry no can do. Penis free zone. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Mach said: CaptainChaos said: Brush at least twice a day. Don't forget the back teeth.
makes your penis grow (Holding hands over ears and singing to drown out the temptation) La la la Um, look both ways before crossing the street. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
too sad that Sinister is on this thread  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
HamsterHuey said: You see, now I'm peckerish!  Christian Zombie Vampires | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
HamsterHuey said: Sinister said: Stop smoking! Feed me! It's all about your oral fixations! Christian Zombie Vampires | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
CaptainChaos said: XxAxX said: lovely weather indeed. say, don't those cumulus clouds remind you of giant breasts, sailing along in the blue sky? They are rather nice and fluffy like a pair of big knock...wait a minute! No fooling the Captain. y'know, on a clear, cold day like this that nearby smokestack is positively erotic, something about the way steam erupts from it into the air reminds me of.... i dunno what  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Floss. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
still no PEN0R huh?!!!!
damn gay bitches! you all are so disappointing me!! where's Cynthia?? | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |