Gay Search is a writer and broadcaster who has become one of the country’s best-known gardening presenters. As well as a member of the Gardeners’ World team, she has devised and presented series of her own such as the very successful Front Gardens. Gay has written a number of best-selling gardening books, amongst which is "Geoff Hamilton: A Man and his Garden", and is also gardening editor of Sainsbury’s "The Magazine". She lives in south west London with her husband, two sons,and shares the garden with them, a football goal, and a couple of cats.

Nextel Race Car Driver
Dick Trickle.....LOL.....no Lie

shayblackfeather said:

LMAO!

This thread...

What's the name of that woman who reads the news on Radio 2? Fenella Fudge?

onenitealone said:

Yeah, that's her.

I always giggle at Minnie Driver. Particularly if you say it quickly.

At an old job, I actually - I SWEAR TO GOD - dealt with someone whose name was Joseph Mamma.

And yes, he went by "Joe".

Again: I am not making this up.

There was a girl at my university called Magenta Pink

My Aunt had a friend who had a daughter called Donna Kay - Her surname was Bab

I used to teach school, and teachers see many strange names.

A girl was named T-9C.

She pronounced it Teninece.

Her parents were driving from California to Indiana and through Arizona they kept seeing an election billboard with T-9C.

They kept seeing this so much that they decided to name their daughter the punch code to something that was on the ballot.

meet my former customer, Timber Dick. (i had no idea he ran for office in Colorado! )

IrresistibleB1tch said:

YOU are a lady of the night??
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In Vancouver there is a prominent plastic surgeon by the name of Ritchie Younger. I guess both his future financial status and his profession were written in the stars...

There's also another doctor in Vancouver named Fatima Butt. It was written on the door with capital letters only, which totally made me read it as "FAT, I'M A BUTT". It didn't exactly help that she was a rather big lady, by the look of her picture.

There's a guy in Indiana named Harry Heiny.

There is one composer whose name is never included with the greats. Why is it that nobody remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- trasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gernspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shonedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?




http://johanngambolputtye...ytmnd.com/

GeorgeWBush said:

he looks like a beastie boy in disguise.

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

i suppose now you want to know if he lived up to his name, huh?!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

splinters hurt right?

There's a doctor named Dick Hurt at the clinic I work at. You'd think he would be a urologist, but he isn't.

onenitealone said:

Is she the new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher?

'Piet Uyttebroeck' an excisting Dutch name (or written slightly different)
can be literally translated as 'dick out of the pants'

What were his parents thinking?

I worked with a fella by the name of Brand Eater.

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

almost as much as having to explain it to the doctor!

My sister went to school with these three students named:
Lemonjello(Leh-mon-jeh-lo)
Orangejello(Oron-jeh-lo)
and
Shithead(Shi-they-ed)
tis true. I met them at Open House at the school once

DynamicSavior said:

do you remember dick assman?? he lived in the apartment over a friend of mine

DynamicSavior said:

My business partner went 2 high school with a set of twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello. I wonder if they were the same guys? No word on Shithead though.

Yesterday there was this guy on TV and his first name was Porn!

DynamicSavior said:

Their parents need to be flogged in public.

I was worked in a office where doctors called in to report claims.
One doctor was named Dr. Butts and another was Dr. Care.
I also went to school with a girl named Love.

Not names of persons but I have always loved these.... 2 vendors at one of my old jobs:

Superior Screw
Hose Man