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Thread started 01/17/06 12:51pm

saintsation

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Mouthy parrot 'reveals sex secret

LONDON, England (CNN) -- A computer programmer found out his girlfriend was having an affair when his pet parrot kept repeating her lover's name, British media reported Tuesday.

The African grey parrot kept squawking "I love you, Gary" as his owner, Chris Taylor, sat with girlfriend Suzy Collins on the sofa of their shared flat in Leeds, northern England.

But when Taylor saw Collins's embarrassed reaction, he realized she had been having an affair -- meeting her lover in the flat whilst Ziggy looked on, the UK's Press Association reported.

Ziggy even mimicked Collins's voice each time she answered her telephone, calling out "Hiya Gary," according to newspaper reports.

Call-center worker Collins, 25, admitted the four-month affair with a colleague called Gary to her boyfriend and left the flat she had shared with Taylor, 30, for a year.

Taylor said he had also been forced to part with Ziggy after the bird continued to call out Gary's name and refused to stop squawking the phrases in his ex-girlfriend's voice, media reports said.

"I wasn't sorry to see the back of Suzy after what she did, but it really broke my heart to let Ziggy go," he said.

"I love him to bits and I really miss having him around, but it was torture hearing him repeat that name over and over again.

"I still can't believe he's gone. I know I'll get over Suzy, but I don't think I'll ever get over Ziggy."

Taylor acquired Ziggy as a chick eight years ago and named him after the David Bowie character Ziggy Stardust.

The bird has now found a new home through the offices of a local parrot dealer. Collins, who admitted the affair, said: "I'm not proud of what I did but I'm sure Chris would be the first to admit we were having problems.

"I am surprised to hear he got rid of that bird," she added to The Guardian newspaper. "He spent more time talking to it than he did to me."
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Reply #1 posted 01/17/06 12:54pm

susannah

LOl I heard about that, so funny!!!

Cue all the ex-parrot jokes... lol
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Reply #2 posted 01/17/06 5:50pm

TMPletz

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Reply #3 posted 01/17/06 6:23pm

madartista

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that is hilarious!!!!
let me come over it's a beautiful day to play with you in the dark
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Reply #4 posted 01/17/06 7:32pm

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TMPletz said:



spit


"This is an ex-parrot!"
[Edited 1/17/06 19:34pm]
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Reply #5 posted 01/17/06 11:17pm

IstenSzek

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i just read that 5 minutes ago in our paper. funny stuff.

smile
and true love lives on lollipops and crisps
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Reply #6 posted 01/18/06 12:45am

Christopher

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wtf!?
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Reply #7 posted 01/18/06 1:53am

Raine

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falloff
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Reply #8 posted 01/18/06 1:55am

Christopher

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Raine said:

falloff


that nasty parrot.we do i see a reality show in its future. lurking
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Reply #9 posted 01/18/06 2:05am

Raine

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Christopher said:

Raine said:

falloff


that nasty parrot.we do i see a reality show in its future. lurking



hmmm
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Reply #10 posted 01/18/06 2:09am

Christopher

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Raine said:

Christopher said:



that nasty parrot.we do i see a reality show in its future. lurking



hmmm


lol i was thinking more like pimp my ride pimp2
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Reply #11 posted 01/18/06 2:14am

Raine

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Christopher said:

lol i was thinking more like pimp my ride pimp2

lol



the parrot says you have to talk to his agent
he does not want to start mimicking westwood no no no!
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Reply #12 posted 01/18/06 2:25am

Christopher

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Raine said:

Christopher said:

lol i was thinking more like pimp my ride pimp2

lol



the parrot says you have to talk to his agent
he does not want to start mimicking westwood no no no!


thats sad when a parrot can make a better host than westwood. tell the parrot ill call him on his nokia stoned

we're here to pimp your ride SCWAK!
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Reply #13 posted 01/18/06 3:18am

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Christopher said:

thats sad when a parrot can make a better host than westwood. tell the parrot ill call him on his nokia stoned

we're here to pimp your ride SCWAK!


falloff
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Reply #14 posted 01/18/06 3:22am

GaryTheNoTrash
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damn bird gave up fling mad
Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #15 posted 01/18/06 9:33am

IAintTheOne

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this parrot has joined the quiet invisible,it has ceased to exist, this is an ex parrot
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Reply #16 posted 01/18/06 10:57am

Anxiety

wouldn't it be a BEAKY parrot instead of a MOUTHY parrot?

just asking. nevermind.
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Reply #17 posted 01/18/06 11:08am

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what a wussy! doesn't even DESERVE to have a bird if he's willing to 'part with' one just because of something like that. neutral

Taylor said he had also been forced to part with Ziggy after the bird continued to call out Gary's name and refused to stop squawking the phrases in his ex-girlfriend's voice, media reports said.

"I wasn't sorry to see the back of Suzy after what she did, but it really broke my heart to let Ziggy go," he said.

"I love him to bits and I really miss having him around, but it was torture hearing him repeat that name over and over again.
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Reply #18 posted 01/18/06 1:16pm

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Anxiety said:

wouldn't it be a BEAKY parrot instead of a MOUTHY parrot?

just asking. nevermind.


oh, no.
let me come over it's a beautiful day to play with you in the dark
http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/
http://twitter.com/madartista
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