There is something irresistible about Sweet Cheeky Monkeys - they appear so sweet and helpless, and seem so much like a normal human in many ways. However, a Sweet Cheeky Monkey grows into a difficult, if interesting, orger. Their intelligence makes them special, but ultimately makes them a very challenging orger.

Commitment
Taking on a Sweet Cheeky Monkey is a long term commitment. A well cared for Sweet Cheeky Monkey can live anywhere from 60-100 years, and needs your full commitment throughout his live. A Sweet Cheeky Monkey cannot do without your attention when life gets busy or circumstances change. Sweet Cheeky Monkeys may not take well to new people in your life (including spouses and children), and make it hard to get away for vacations. This is evident in the number of appreciation threads a SCM will start for departed friends. More importantly a Sweet Cheeky Monkey needs a large amount of social interaction and attention. A Sweet Cheeky Monkey when deprived of time, and attention will develop severe behavior problems and psychological issues.

Feeding and Housing
Sweet Cheeky Monkeys are expensive to house and feed. Some require specialized diets consisting of Starbucks’ Chancito, Basil Thai Chicken, Mangoes, fruit smoothies, and of course Meat Lover’s Pizza. A significant commitment of time is needed just to provide routine care, and feeding of a Sweet Cheeky Monkey, because he constantly searches for new culinary experiences.

Sweet Cheeky Monkeys prefer quarters in the southern United States where night life, beach access, and high-speed internet connections are abundant. The need for high speed internet access cannot be understated in importance, the internet is crucial for a SCM’s overall well being. Sweet Cheeky Monkeys can be extremely mischievous and destructive if bored. They must also be provided with a wide variety of ever changing toys including laptops, PDAs and IPods to keep them challenged and stimulated, or they will suffer from boredom.

Grooming
Sweet Cheeky Monkeys are metrosexual. They can't really be effectively broken of this trait which makes upkeep expensive. A full range of high quality grooming products must be available to your Sweet Cheeky Monkey at all times. This includes but is not limited to: Shampoos, Colognes, Hair Mousses and Gels, Lotions, and Powders. A SCM will change his hair style frequently, as fashion, vanity and boredom dictates. Also only top designer wear is acceptable to a Sweet Cheeky Monkey to maintain his healthy self esteem.

General Tips and Guideline:
As soon as you encounter a SCM, start working on trades and rewards. First, teach the Sweet Cheeky Monkey to give you his hand, so that you can lead him someplace. Give him a reward hug, praise, and a treat. Then if he ever gets loose, you may be able to use this to help get him to cooperate and come back.

Develop a full range of communication, affection, reasoning, compromise and firmness. This can be achieved readily with the use of emoticons.

Kind limit setting is required on the part of the Sweet Cheeky Monkey handler, and is necessary in forming a workable relationship with a Sweet Cheeky Monkey. Teach your Sweet Cheeky Monkey to understand the word "No". Say "no" to anal sex, for example, then stop play, but remember that a flexible attitude is important. A Sweet Cheeky Sweet Cheeky Monkey's behavior cannot always be manipulated or controlled.

Try leaving something out which a Sweet Cheeky Sweet Cheeky Monkey shouldn't
have. When Sweet Cheeky Monkey picks it up, say "No" firmly. Ask
to trade for treat, such as mangoes, grapes or his favorite sexual activity. Try to set some type of sexual activity aside to use for a reward.

The key to proper care of your Sweet Cheeky Monkey is to know your Sweet Cheeky Monkey and develop a sensitivity to his likes, dislikes, and moods. It’s not uncommon for a SCM to be in a foul mood for a couple of days at a time. Generally speaking buttering him up with praise, and stroking him softly help to return him to his usual congenial self.
[Edited 2/23/06 19:33pm]

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