Do you have any stinky friends???

I worked with a guy who was always funky...always. His stuff was pungent
The kind that makes your nose hairs burn.

Today I ran into him at a bar...his odor has changed...for the worse!
He smelled like road-kill! Honestly...it was horrible!

I could still smell him in my car on the drive home...

Dayum!

I need to go wash my clothes now...

Would you tell your friend? He's not a close friend anymore, but DAYUM...

Road-kill smell...if you open your mouth, it's a bit salty on your tongue.

I have never been revolted as much as I was today...

i would just be like "hey man, do u smell that? is that me?"

hopefully he'd smell u realizing, no, that's not you...and then take a whiff of himself


did i mention i'm an idealist?

in Prince's own words....

I's farts, U's farts , We alls farts

Revolution said:

Eww how awful! Doesn't that guy ever take a shower?

origmnd said:

Prince actually said that?

psychodelicide said:

I have never been tempted to say anything to him about his odor, but
today I actually gave it some thought. I am really thinking about doing
it. He is one of the guys in my fantasy football league. We get together
at one another's houses for drafts n such. I hate to think what he would
have done to a home today...
It's just common courtesy, I think.

Revolution said:

I agree, you should tell him. Good luck with it, and let us know how it goes.

psychodelicide said:

that's what I want to know

unlucky7 said:

That's just nasty, he needs to be told YESTERDAY!

If you don't feel like hurting his feelings telling him face to face, get a bogus Hotmail account and email him or SOMETHING!!

Revolution said:

Hell naw i don't have any funky ass friends. I know better. If you stink, I don't know you.

I work with a guy who can be really bad sometimes, and i dont mean 8 hours into a shift,right at the start he can smell really bad.
He's is such a decent bloke though and i dont really have to deal with him that often I dont think it would be my place to mention it.
I could probably tell a close friend that he is stinking,thats what friends are for,but to tell a work colleague is a totally different matter.
Best left for Managers and Supervisors and HR.

I have told a man he Smelled cause he Did. But Friends I would take them to Bath and Body works and Spray Perfume on them and tell them they should buy some.

DynamicSavior said:

That's mean!

There was a girl I used to sit next to at work and she used to let off silent but deadly s

They fucking reeked!

She thought as they were silent, no one would know they came from her.. (but she gave it away also cos she would blush when one popped out) damn, once we sussed out it was her, EVERYONE knew about it!

Oh and when my Mum had a shop she hired a new assistant.

Well one day this regular customer came in the shop. She was fucking stinking to high heaven - a mixture of old BO, chip fat, must, fust, shit, I dunno but when it hit your nostrils it was like woah!

Anyway, no one wanted to serve her, and we would get out the fly spray and spray it roungd the shop to try and get rid of the pungent stink..

well anyway we told this new girl about smelly Ann and she has to serve her as like an initiation test..

When she saw the woman over there, she said sadly... *But thats me Mum*

REDFEATHERS said:

Are you serious? that's messed up.

I like the story above too, come on...I can't believe she would thing noone would notice.

unlucky7 said:

Its true..

not a friend but a co-worker! ugh! smells like unwashed human!
the kid that has to work with him the most said to him one day...man you stink..and he's like well it's hot down here...and the other kids says..yeah..do I stink..and the stinky kid said...no.
he still stinks. 26 years old...I think his issue is...he is a gamer...I think he goes home at night and plays video games half the night...goes to sleep to late and gets up to late to shower...over and over again.

just need some soap on a rope's and a few good ole' fashioned "date" showers

date showers - showers that are usually more than the average 10 minute regular shower; usually includes more than soap for cleansing; every part is tended too...

psychodelicide said:

Oberheisen soundcheck..with the german accent