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some questions before we get down to business. there are a few things that we should be informed of prior to allowing you to get in bed with us... here is my short list, feel free to add on 
1. can you last more than half a song - quick release is not cool. 2. do you have the penis size of a regular man and not a child ? 3. do you understand that if i am not satisfied you will not be invited to come back ? 4. do you also understand that you will be talked about with my friends in horrible ways if you are horrible in bed, i will tell everyone i know, and your sex life will probably be ruined 
5. are you aware that the road to downtown is a 2 way street ? 6. do you also understand that as a woman i am entitled to want sex just as much as you do ? 7. do you also get the fact that this is not permanent and that you may at any time lose your place with me ? [Edited 1/14/06 21:59pm] One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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 I'm firmly planted in denial |
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Do you understand when it's over, you're OUT!  | |
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TheCatWoman said: Do you understand when it's over, you're OUT!
 good one !One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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Girl, gotdamn i love you.  | |
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You must understand that I GO FIRST  .. 
ladies first[Edited 1/14/06 21:53pm] | |
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8. Do you realize i will need payment up front for services rendered? One of Dansa's org hornies 
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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DynamicSavior said: 8. Do you realize i will need payment up front for services rendered?
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nakedpianoplayer said: there are a few things that we should be informed of prior to allowing you to get in bed with us... here is my short list, feel free to add on
1. can you last more than half a song - quick release is not cool. 2. do you have the penis size of a regular man and not a child ? 3. do you understand that if i am not satisfied you will not be invited to come back ? 4. do you also understand that you will be talked about with my friends in horrible ways if you are horrible in bed, i will tell everyone i know, and your sex life will probably be ruined
5. are you aware that the road to downtown is a 2 way street ? 6. do you also understand that as a woman i am entitled to want sex just as much as you do ? 7. do you also get the fact that this is not permanent and that you may at any time lose your place with me ? [Edited 1/14/06 21:59pm] You really know how to set the mood...lol  | |
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Byron said: nakedpianoplayer said: Funny stuff You really know how to set the mood...lol Sometimes it's just best to just say it all up front. I'm firmly planted in denial |
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you must have had some lousy lays!
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Byron said: You really know how to set the mood...lol
hey, sometimes a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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