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Ten Thoughts to Ponder in 2006 Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. | |
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Mach said Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. | |
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so true. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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Mach said: Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted. let's spread some life! Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. that used to be my sigline! Number 6
Some people are like a slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. LMAO!!! | |
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