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the people who hang around the pringles look something like this where i shop  | |
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applekisses said: Sinister said: APPLES!!!!  I haven't seen you in forever! How are you?!? I hope you are well 
as for Target I have to get a small loan to shop there...EXPENSIVE! At least here in Phoenix...and all our Kmarts here are closed down  Cause of the damn WALMARTS! They are like the Borg....we are helpless....Hi Honey!!! It's so good to see you! I'm doing pretty good...lots of drama the past few months...
You must resist the attraction of WalMart... I have no choice! It's close, it's cheap (especially for baby stuff) and they ran all the other stores outta the area...It's the Borg I tell you! They assimilate everything... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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luv4u said: Sinister said: You obviously live in some strange Peter Pan like fantasy land...I have never heard of such things...I get old ladies who can't see...trying to write a check, but can't because of arthritis and a utter lack of understanding on how to write a check...its a torture like no other.. But it's true what emm say! Well obviously no one told me Peter Pan took place in Canada then...Damn American Walmarts! (shakes fist) clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: Sinister said:  your probably an ex-employee of Walmart....figures...we don't have those shitty stores here  Rub it in why don't ya! Still if you ever moved here you would probably get a job there...Walmart is in your blood...then you would have to fight Blade...then we'll see how tough you are!  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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the people who hang around the pringles look something like this where i shop  | |
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IstenSzek said: Sinister said: Kids running around like Lord of the motherfucking flies I feel like yelling "Shut up Piggy!"
next time you need to haul some big ass stones down the isle. piggy won't see m coming on acount of his glasses being bust. "look out piggy" ~swoosh~ "look out fat dude cloggin the isle" ~swoosh~ "look out kmart shoppers sinister's entered the isle"  There are like 30 piggy's...Cans of Walmart chilli are my only defense...Or I could throw cans of peaches...but they are rather delicious... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Raine said:
the people who hang around the pringles look something like this where i shop  That looks about right...I need a cattle prod to go into the snacks isle..clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: AndGodCreatedMe said: we don't have those shitty stores here Rub it in why don't ya! Still if you ever moved here you would probably get a job there...Walmart is in your blood...then you would have to fight Blade...then we'll see how tough you are! don't listen to her. we have "Albert Heijn" which is just as bad on any given friday or saturday. altho they do stack the pringles on two isles, with them going all around the side curve! that way more rabid fat-feeders can get their greased up fingers round the philes at once. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Go at midnight. Less people | |
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BlackBuddy said: Go at midnight. Less people
Omg no there is not..Not in Phoenix...it's like the Thriller video in that bitch at midnight....Less kids more crackheads...Kids I can step on but crackheads... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: IstenSzek said: next time you need to haul some big ass stones down the isle. piggy won't see m coming on acount of his glasses being bust. "look out piggy" ~swoosh~ "look out fat dude cloggin the isle" ~swoosh~ "look out kmart shoppers sinister's entered the isle" There are like 30 piggy's...Cans of Walmart chilli are my only defense...Or I could throw cans of peaches...but they are rather delicious...
i was in an extremebly bussy supermarket about a year ago with a friend and all of a sudden i got something like a panic attack. but not one of those "i wanna cry and die" ones but an "i wanna scream and kill" one. what the hell is wrong with you? he said. and i said if you don't get me out of this store right now i swear to god i'm gonna pick up cans of peaches and club people to death. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Sinister said: BlackBuddy said: Go at midnight. Less people
Omg no there is not..Not in Phoenix...it's like the Thriller video in that bitch at midnight....Less kids more crackheads...Kids I can step on but crackheads... my sister said the same thing.  The freaks come out at night... | |
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IstenSzek said: Sinister said: There are like 30 piggy's...Cans of Walmart chilli are my only defense...Or I could throw cans of peaches...but they are rather delicious...
i was in an extremebly bussy supermarket about a year ago with a friend and all of a sudden i got something like a panic attack. but not one of those "i wanna cry and die" ones but an "i wanna scream and kill" one. what the hell is wrong with you? he said. and i said if you don't get me out of this store right now i swear to god i'm gonna pick up cans of peaches and club people to death.  I know what you mean...it's just too damn much..I miss the old mom and pop grocery stores from my youth...this instant gratification, lets throw every product known to man in one store crap does not work for me. Obviously at some point in my life I turned Omish....clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: That looks about right...I need a cattle prod to go into the snacks isle..if you provoke them they run over your feet. a cattle prod is no match for a snack filled trolly  | |
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Raine said: Sinister said: That looks about right...I need a cattle prod to go into the snacks isle..if you provoke them they run over your feet. a cattle prod is no match for a snack filled trolly Well the new Blade movie will begin filming at Walmarts soon...Wesley will save us... And the thing is if I push and knock slow ass people out of my way then IM the bad guy?!clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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 Man, you need a chill pill...
You are NEVER in & out FAST at walmart.. People go there for an all-day outing,,they bring gramma & the kids, take a break at the built in Mc Choke & puke, & go back to their trance like state. 
Maybe you could make the best of it~~Shop on a slow nite..(is there such a thing) 
I like the produce section... 
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Sinister said: When I dare go to that hell hole that people call "Walmart" I like to be like Scott Baio...Get in and out fast! But can you? Hell no...there is always somebody sittin their stankin ass in the middle of the isle like a beached whale...staring at can of Pringles as if that Walmart price sticker is going to "magically" change like in the commercials...
Kids running around like Lord of the motherfucking flies I feel like yelling "Shut up Piggy!" Why can't people just move bitch! Get out the way! Just cause you like walking around in this raggety ass motherfucker does not mean I do! Move your fat ass! Ok rant over...thank you...I feel better now...
I hear ya Sinister and I totally agree. I'd also like to suggest that Walmart shoppers leave most of their family members at home. I realize that many have to bring their kids, but do they have to bring their mother, father, aunt, uncle and cousins too. Damn! | |
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This is why I do not go to Walmart anymore unless it's absolutely necessary. Someone is ALWAYS in the way, the lines are long and now they have fkn food there. Kids are always running around and there are just a lot of ignorant people that go there. Sorry but it's true. I really think that while shopping kids should be kept on leashes... | |
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CarrieLee said: This is why I do not go to Walmart anymore unless it's absolutely necessary. Someone is ALWAYS in the way, the lines are long and now they have fkn food there. Kids are always running around and there are just a lot of ignorant people that go there. Sorry but it's true. I really think that while shopping kids should be kept on leashes...
Leashes? What a great suggestion. I totally agree!  | |
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sonic said: Man, you need a chill pill...
You are NEVER in & out FAST at walmart.. People go there for an all-day outing,,they bring gramma & the kids, take a break at the built in Mc Choke & puke, & go back to their trance like state.
Maybe you could make the best of it~~Shop on a slow nite..(is there such a thing)
I like the produce section...
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that's cause U live on the east side of town.. its much nicer over on the west side i luv my walmart its the only place i do all my shopping at .....If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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applekisses said:
Lesson: Never go to WalMart...it is evil...shop at Target or Kmart instead. Co-Sign on that one.....after I read what they do to small businesses and treat their employees I will never shop their again  | |
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Sinister said: Hell no...there is always somebody sittin their stankin ass in the middle of the isle like a beached whale...staring at can of Pringles as if that Walmart price sticker is going to "magically" change like in the commercials...
true....and you're right about somebody always being in Wal-Mart. I try to do the same whenever I have to go there.....go late at night and it's still jackasses in there....just for the hell of it. People here go to Wal-Mart out of boredom. It's worse in the summer time when asshole high schoolers are out, because they're normally the ones in there late at night assin' around. I try not to go in the afternoon when people are getting off of work. I drive past the parking lot and see all of those cars.... .....it's a mad house.
"Y'all wanna hang out in the Wal-Mart parkin' lot" 
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BlackBuddy said: Go at midnight. Less people
If I go there, it's usually around midnight because I'm heading home after work. No one else is open 24 hours 7 days a week like they are, so WM is pretty much my only choice. They're not too bad around that time over here. Just stay away from the automotive garages if you need tires or oil changes done. They don't know what the fuck they're doing. | |
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AnckSuNamun said: Sinister said: Hell no...there is always somebody sittin their stankin ass in the middle of the isle like a beached whale...staring at can of Pringles as if that Walmart price sticker is going to "magically" change like in the commercials...
true....and you're right about somebody always being in Wal-Mart. I try to do the same whenever I have to go there.....go late at night and it's still jackasses in there....just for the hell of it. People here go to Wal-Mart out of boredom. It's worse in the summer time when asshole high schoolers are out, because they're normally the ones in there late at night assin' around. I try not to go in the afternoon when people are getting off of work. I drive past the parking lot and see all of those cars.........it's a mad house.
"Y'all wanna hang out in the Wal-Mart parkin' lot"
I know I'm generalizing.....shame on me
any walmart is a nasty ass place to be.the mcdonalds inside makes it even more ghetto than it already is. | |
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The jury has found you guilty of bein a redneck,
white bread, chickenshit motherfucker - "Dr. Dre on NWA's Straight outa Compton." | |
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Once I was in Walmart & there was a dude sitting on a display tweekin' the fuck out Sometimes I think that store is just too fucking big
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HollowellSA said: applekisses said:
Lesson: Never go to WalMart...it is evil...shop at Target or Kmart instead. Co-Sign on that one.....after I read what they do to small businesses and treat their employees I will never shop their again  YAY!!  | |
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Christopher said: AnckSuNamun said: true....and you're right about somebody always being in Wal-Mart. I try to do the same whenever I have to go there.....go late at night and it's still jackasses in there....just for the hell of it. People here go to Wal-Mart out of boredom. It's worse in the summer time when asshole high schoolers are out, because they're normally the ones in there late at night assin' around. I try not to go in the afternoon when people are getting off of work. I drive past the parking lot and see all of those cars.........it's a mad house.
"Y'all wanna hang out in the Wal-Mart parkin' lot"
I know I'm generalizing.....shame on me
any walmart is a nasty ass place to be.the mcdonalds inside makes it even more ghetto than it already is. Our Wal-Mart started out with a McDonald's....now it's some shitty ass no name restaurant, because they built a McDonald's right beside it. I guess it wouldn't have made much sense to have a McDonald's in Wal-mart and one right beside it at the same time. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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