you said "the gays"

madartista said:

Anxiety said:

I know how you feel, I was desperate to get in the pants of someone many a year ago, and they wanted me to perform Starship's 'Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now'. 'Hey, if it will get me in his pants, I'm game' I thought. I really went for it, and even did that 'HEY!' bit before the guitar solo.



































Never did get in his pants.

Bastard.

XxAxX said:

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy.
I got love in my tummy,
And I feel like a-lovin you:
Love, you're such a sweet thing,
Good enough to eat thing
And that's just a-what I'm gonna do.
Ooh love, to hold ya,
Ooh love, to kiss ya,
Ooh love, I love it so.
Ooh love, you're sweeter,
Sweeter than sugar.
Ooh love, I wont let you go.

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy,
I got love in my tummy,
And as silly as it may seem;
The lovin' that you re giving,
is what keeps me livin'
And your love is like
Peaches and cream.
Kind-a like sugar,
Kind-a like spices,
Kind-a like, like what you do.
Kind-a sounds funny.
But love,honey
Honey. I love you.

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy,
I. got love in my tummy,
That your love can satisfy;
Love, you're such a sweet thing,
Good enough to eat thing
And sweet thing, that ain't no lie.
I love to hold ya,
Oh love, to kiss ya,
Ooh love, I love it so.
Ooh love, you're sweeter,
Sweeter than sugar.
Ooh love, I wont let you go.

BlackBuddy said:

madartista said:

BananaCologne said:

When I moved back to Denver I went into a hole in the wall bar that happened to be doing karaoke night. I was flying solo. Looked thru the book, and the fuckers had "Sex Shooter"! It was the l-o-n-g version, which I had never heard before. A-P-O-L-L-O-N-I-A..... Anyway, I tore it up!!! When I finished, I was approached by a gentleman caller. It was the first time -- and to date the only, that I had sex in my car! In a park!!!! The police came and told us the park was closed and we had to leave!!!!

DiminutiveRocker said:

Oh my -- that is nasty!!!!! I wanna sing it!!!

DR -- you gotta come with us next time!

madartista said:

'a hole in the wall bar'? Is that a euphanism for a glory hole?

BananaCologne said:

not intentionally. though the bathroom was pretty sketchy!

Anxiety said:

some people don't look like themselves on video, but you look great!!!!

People need to stop doing ballads at karaoke.

madartista said:

I've gotten a personal performance of this and it's slammin!

BlackBuddy said:

ACTUALLY it's "TEH GHEYS" i did karaoke last night too! I sang Vision Of Love, Little Red Corvette, and Rasberry Beret. I was kinda pissed they only had the generic Prince songs.

CinisterCee said:

AMEN!

DynamicSavior said:

Very good!

I wish they had P-Control. I love to karaoke that!!!!

IstenSzek said:

I was in a japanese karaoke bar in Geneva just last week.....I was intimidated, these people give it all! It was fun & impressive to watch & listen.....but no way I got on the mic!!! (btw, japanese women are among the prettiest in the world...)

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

madartista said:

You go boy...heheeee!!





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[Edited 1/12/06 14:52pm]

a few years ago, many in fact, three friends and I were going to sing Amazing grace.....we quietly did our parts rehearsing near the bar....we sounded fantastic! right before we go up, three african american women go up and tear Amazing Grace out! They put us to shame....so we changed our minds and did Celebration by Kool and the Gang.....we were out of tune, and laughin and it was terrible.....


was at a bar last night, though, where they have some pretty damn good karaoke....we listened.....didn't sing.

I would die if I had to get up and sing karaoke. Instead of singing I would perform HARI KARI.



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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

and i'm thinking of a dirty die-per!!!
DAMNU, Miguelo!!!!!

madartista said:

sorry!!!!



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Anxiety said:

i'm in for a bottle and 20 bucks to see that re-enacted. who's with me?

madartista said:

ok, someone needs to tell me THAT story!

Wow, sounds like you stole the show Chris.

I've only done karaoke twice - 'These Boots Are Made For Walking' and 'Upside Down' with a colleague who was tone-deaf and very very drunk. I don't know who was worse.