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Deep Masturbation Thought Du Jour When people pleasure themselves, why don't they call out their own name at the point of climax?
Think about it...let this bend your mind. | |
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Because most people are fantasizing about others while pleasuring themselves. | |
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Well I have dated a couple of peeps with the same name as me....so I have called out my own name while "pleasuring" myself numourous times. But I have also discovered that its the easiest way to NOT call out the wrong name in bed. I tell all my friends that I'm the best lover that I've ever had. | |
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because i hate myself and i would NEVER have sex with me ---------------------------------
Funny and charming as usual | |
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I do
I rock j/k | |
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i yell herman. | |
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Mach said: I do
I rock j/k | |
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jthad1129 said: because i hate myself and i would NEVER have sex with me
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fantasyislander said: i yell herman.
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pardonme4livin said: fantasyislander said: i yell herman.
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fantasyislander said: pardonme4livin said: You need help....seriously..... | |
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pardonme4livin said: fantasyislander said: You need help....seriously..... i guess so. i thought you were good lookin! | |
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fantasyislander said: pardonme4livin said: You need help....seriously..... i guess so. i thought you were good lookin! My point exactly..... that proves it..... | |
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SINNERS! ALL OF YOU!!!!! | |
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CaptainChaos said: When people pleasure themselves, why don't they call out their own name at the point of climax?
Think about it...let this bend your mind. because i'm too busy making other sounds with my mouth....mine are hot. i should videotape them. One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down. Prince.org: Where's Mani? | |
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Is there anybody out there who, while pleasuring one's self, envisions themselves as their object of fantasy? Esentially masturbating about one's self masturbating. Closing one's eyes and imagining instead of looking in a mirror which would make infinitely more sense.
If no one else does this, I'm going to tell my friend Admiral that's it weird and he should stop. | |
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fantasyislander said: i yell herman.
~orgnotes herman~ and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: fantasyislander said: i yell herman.
~orgnotes herman~ he's my new org crush. | |
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CaptainChaos said: When people pleasure themselves, why don't they call out their own name at the point of climax?
Think about it...let this bend your mind. What I want to know is, What does an atheist call out when they come??? Riddle me THAT beyotches!! | |
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jthad1129 said: because i hate myself and i would NEVER have sex with me
thats too bad | |
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guitarslinger44 said: CaptainChaos said: When people pleasure themselves, why don't they call out their own name at the point of climax?
Think about it...let this bend your mind. What I want to know is, What does an atheist call out when they come??? Riddle me THAT beyotches!! | |
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PlanetMe said: IstenSzek said: ~orgnotes herman~ he's my new org crush. | |
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abierman said: PlanetMe said: he's my new org crush. you are too. i actually have quite a few. maybe we could get a little group action going . . . | |
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guitarslinger44 said: What I want to know is, What does an atheist call out when they come??? Riddle me THAT beyotches!! That would be "OH...non-deity of non-determinant nature who I don't really believe in anyway because I created myself or the earth created me or at least that is what L. Ron Hubbard, who is a great man, said!" | |
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