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Thread started 01/12/06 6:53am

CaptainChaos

Deep Masturbation Thought Du Jour

When people pleasure themselves, why don't they call out their own name at the point of climax?

Think about it...let this bend your mind.
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Reply #1 posted 01/12/06 7:03am

applekisses

Because most people are fantasizing about others while pleasuring themselves.
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Reply #2 posted 01/12/06 7:22am

alexnevermind3
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Well I have dated a couple of peeps with the same name as me....so I have called out my own name while "pleasuring" myself numourous times. redface But I have also discovered that its the easiest way to NOT call out the wrong name in bed. I tell all my friends that I'm the best lover that I've ever had. falloff
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Reply #3 posted 01/12/06 7:35am

jthad1129

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because i hate myself bawl and i would NEVER have sex with me
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Reply #4 posted 01/12/06 7:45am

Mach

I do boxed


dancing jig I rock


eek

j/k
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Reply #5 posted 01/12/06 8:18am

fantasyislande
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i yell herman. redface
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Reply #6 posted 01/12/06 8:47am

pardonme4livin

Mach said:

I do boxed


dancing jig I rock


eek

j/k


falloff clapping
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Reply #7 posted 01/12/06 8:48am

pardonme4livin

jthad1129 said:

because i hate myself bawl and i would NEVER have sex with me


eek falloff
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Reply #8 posted 01/12/06 8:50am

pardonme4livin

fantasyislander said:

i yell herman. redface





confuse



lol
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Reply #9 posted 01/12/06 9:00am

fantasyislande
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pardonme4livin said:

fantasyislander said:

i yell herman. redface





confuse



lol



drooling
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Reply #10 posted 01/12/06 9:02am

pardonme4livin

fantasyislander said:

pardonme4livin said:






confuse



lol



drooling


You need help....seriously..... nod lol
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Reply #11 posted 01/12/06 9:03am

fantasyislande
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pardonme4livin said:

fantasyislander said:




drooling


You need help....seriously..... nod lol



i guess so. i thought you were good lookin!


tease
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Reply #12 posted 01/12/06 9:07am

pardonme4livin

fantasyislander said:

pardonme4livin said:



You need help....seriously..... nod lol



i guess so. i thought you were good lookin!


tease


nod My point exactly..... that proves it..... neutral
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Reply #13 posted 01/12/06 9:14am

abierman

SINNERS! ALL OF YOU!!!!! mad
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Reply #14 posted 01/12/06 9:31am

DynamicSavior

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CaptainChaos said:

When people pleasure themselves, why don't they call out their own name at the point of climax?

Think about it...let this bend your mind.


because i'm too busy making other sounds with my mouth....mine are hot. i should videotape them.
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Reply #15 posted 01/12/06 9:55am

CaptainChaos

Is there anybody out there who, while pleasuring one's self, envisions themselves as their object of fantasy? Esentially masturbating about one's self masturbating. Closing one's eyes and imagining instead of looking in a mirror which would make infinitely more sense.

If no one else does this, I'm going to tell my friend Admiral that's it weird and he should stop.
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Reply #16 posted 01/12/06 11:41am

IstenSzek

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fantasyislander said:

i yell herman. redface


~orgnotes herman~

smile
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Reply #17 posted 01/12/06 11:48am

PlanetMe

IstenSzek said:

fantasyislander said:

i yell herman. redface


~orgnotes herman~

smile


lol he's my new org crush.


mushy
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Reply #18 posted 01/12/06 12:09pm

guitarslinger4
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CaptainChaos said:

When people pleasure themselves, why don't they call out their own name at the point of climax?

Think about it...let this bend your mind.


What I want to know is, What does an atheist call out when they come??? Riddle me THAT beyotches!! cool
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Reply #19 posted 01/12/06 12:11pm

brownsugar

jthad1129 said:

because i hate myself bawl and i would NEVER have sex with me

thats too bad lol
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Reply #20 posted 01/12/06 12:11pm

SammiJ

guitarslinger44 said:

CaptainChaos said:

When people pleasure themselves, why don't they call out their own name at the point of climax?

Think about it...let this bend your mind.


What I want to know is, What does an atheist call out when they come??? Riddle me THAT beyotches!! cool

falloff
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Reply #21 posted 01/12/06 12:43pm

abierman

PlanetMe said:

IstenSzek said:



~orgnotes herman~

smile


lol he's my new org crush.


mushy



neutral
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Reply #22 posted 01/12/06 12:50pm

PlanetMe

abierman said:

PlanetMe said:



lol he's my new org crush.


mushy



neutral



mushy you are too. i actually have quite a few. maybe we could get a little group action going . . . batting eyes
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Reply #23 posted 01/12/06 1:03pm

CaptainChaos

guitarslinger44 said:



What I want to know is, What does an atheist call out when they come??? Riddle me THAT beyotches!! cool


That would be "OH...non-deity of non-determinant nature who I don't really believe in anyway because I created myself or the earth created me or at least that is what L. Ron Hubbard, who is a great man, said!"
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