Alright, here's one. You are stranded on an island with another individual of about the same age and it is very unlikely you will be found. If you are gay, your fellow inhabitant is of the oppositie sex. If you are straight, your inhabitant is of the same sex. How long would it take before you discarded your sexual preference and got busy with your island mate? Or would you ever?

Feel free to respond and please note that I believe Tom Hanks would have gotten down with that volleyball eventually had he not escaped in Castaway. He would have won the Oscar for sure if that would have happened.

How long would it be before I ate her... FOR LUNCH!

CynthiasSocks said:

CynthiasSocks said:

Yes, I suppose some may turn to hunger before lust...let's assume the island is plentiful with ripe mangos, cauliflower, and monkey meat.

CaptainChaos said:

I'd find me a male monkey and fuck him. Monkey Meat

















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if i have a lifetime supply of cauliflower and mango, i'm pretty much set as long as my left hand didn't get chopped off in the wreck. even then, i can get things done with my right hand if need be.

Anxiety said:

You could always rub up a tree.

Anxiety said:

You aee all too crafty for the Captain. That damn masturbation clause gets me every time. Okay what if both hands were severed and one had to replace them with artificial hands comprised solely of twigs?

the thought of getting stranded on an island with the Captain and his "Admiral".

CaptainChaos said:

U can always lean up against some crashing ocean waves

CaptainChaos said:

I guess I'd learn the hard way how to start a campfire. Ouch.

superspaceboy said:

Yes, that is a lofty dream of many.

Still don't understand why people put the quotes around Admiral though. That is his real name.

Okay, let's vary it up. If you sleep with the individual, would you call them on phone that you have concocted out of coconuts the next day?

CaptainChaos said:

Nope, she wasn't very good...

CaptainChaos said:

okay, that is just fucking hilariously brilliant

cborgman said:

i wouldn't call cborgman

Anxiety said:

i would call you... call you the stinky hunchback you are.

Anxiety said:

See how he is...he'd sleep with someone one day and not call the next! OOOH I hate guys that do that!

superspaceboy said:

there aren't enough hours in a day to call all the guys he sleeps with the next day. he gets down with hundreds of them in a night under his bridge.

superspaceboy said:

GET OUTTA MY HUT!!!!

cborgman said:

Fucking hilariously brilliant is my middle name. Okay, actually it's Stubing.

Anxiety said:

CaptainChaos said:

Can we call you "Stubby" for short?

superspaceboy said:

I'm going to change my Org Name to CaptainStubbyNachos.

Okay...new scenario. You don't call your new sex buddy on the coconut phone. Do you make nice with your new sex buddy or do you slag her/him off to your posse, which consists of various shrubs and non-eaten monkeys?

I think the Captain has questioned himself into a corner.

superspaceboy said: