I'll name three:

Me
My lovely silk purple curtains are hanging up with the use of a stretched out wire hanger

My Mother
Has a blanket hanging between the kitchen and the living room to keep the air out of the living room, but the kitchen is always warmer than the living room and she's basically just keeping the warmth out. I would tell her but I don't want to hurt her feelings.

We all take blame
The koolaid is in a pot. In order to quench your thirst you have to dip your cup in the pot of koolaid...

Oh yes, we still drink koolaid

The list goes on but I'll rest for right now.

How about you guys
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I once shot my neighbours cat because it used to shit in my flower patch and then claw it all up.

Booyakashaka!

MichaelsLight said:

U dont want to use a ladel?

ThreadCula said:

That would take the fun out of saying I dip my cup in the pot of koolaid

MichaelsLight said:

Yes,it sure would

when i couldnt afford to get one of my sons a dragon ball z action figure, he drew them, cut them out and pretended they were fighting . he kept them 'til i got him the real thing

i currently have the bathroom waste basket moonlighting as a mop bucket.

my boys cut holes in old shirts and make super hero masks

brownsugar said:

One time I was cleaning up for my cousin *I was being paid*

I forgot to take the sheets off the bed to wash them, but instead of going all the way back to the laundromat, I sprayed them with febreeze folded them up and let them sit in the middle of the bag with all the clean clothes to get the warmth from the other stuff and the smell of the fabric softener, then I put them back on the bed....

Oh and I stuck some fabric softner sheets in the pillow cases

so ashamed...

brownsugar said:

Girl I don't call that ghetto. Your boys sound very creative. Good for them.


M

MichaelsLight said:

you should be!!!!

I had babysat for this girl for several months and she hadn't paid me. So one day she called me and asked me to take her some where. So I went and picked her up. As we were driving she noticed that I was going in a different direction and soon we got to a turn she said " where we goin" I said "to the ATM for my money." she was sooo mad but when we got there she got her ass out of my car and withdrew my money and gave it to me





my cousin said I was ghetto, I said yeah but I was paid.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

when i saw him playing with it i was like "boy what is that?" and he said while looking serious "dragon ballz" what ever have fun!

butterfli25 said:

not really

butterfli25 said:

LMAO!!!

brownsugar said:

that's cute and creative.

MichaelsLight said:

that's funny, way to go

there was one time i was so tired and hungry, i ripped the packet of cheese from a box of velveeta shells & cheese, threw away the pasta, and squeezed that cheeze on some crackers, right from the packet. and that was dinner.

is that ghetto or is that just bachelor pad eatin'?

Anxiety said:

Ghetto with a pinch of laziness

My mom wanted me to sweep, but I was too lazy so I swpt all the dust under the couch, the table, the fridge and other things that were close by.

when my brother was a teenager and he had to do the dishes he would sit in a chair and do them he would also sweep the floor while in a chair that rolls around

brownsugar said:

got a grill.

I grew up with this good friend of mine who once claimed to have fucked a piece of liver which he had put between the radiator of the heating.I didn´t really believe him because how would he make the liver stay there without any straps or anything ? He also used to fuck watermelons at the lake in front of his friends. Now that was some funny shit.

Is that ghetto or just sick ?

brownsugar said:

MichaelsLight said:

washed the dishes with an electric toothbrush

MichaelsLight said:

laughin at yo geddoass

charlottegelin said:

MichaelsLight said:

that's bad isn't it!

oh my God, how did I miss this thread???

*using practically the WHOLE bag of sugar in the Kool-Aid
*heating up the house with the oven
*screen door with no screen in it, you just walk through it
*roasting marshmallows on the stove
*plastic curtains
*wire hanger on the t.v. with the foil on it
*sitting the new t.v. on top of the old one, which doesn't work
*tape on the back of the remote controls cuz GOD knows where the back is
*a sign on the front door that says "Go around back."
*wearing house shoes to the corner store
*NOT USING MEASURING CUPS
*doing hair on the porch
I could go on and on....