Hello everyone! How are you today?

CliffClaven said:

Hey Cliff. What'll it be.

SamMalone said:

Ah....Sammy, I think I'll just grab some peanuts and chat with some folks.

CliffClaven said:

Cliff, why do you always have to be such a pantywaist?

SamMalone said:

Sammy, why are you always busting my balls? I thought we were friends.

CliffClaven said:

We are friends. That's why I tell it how it is.

SamMalone said:

Well, you could be a little nicer about it, you know. You called me a "pantywaist" for crook's sake.

CliffClaven said:

Oh, lighten up! Sometimes I think you're just too sensitive!

SamMalone said:

Oh, Sammy! I don't think I'm too sensitive at all! I just expect more out of a friendship. You know, kindness, compassion - I don't think I ask for much.

CliffClaven said:

Sure - you don't ask for much, but would it kill you to ask for a beer or something? I mean, step up to the plate!

SamMalone said:

"Step up to the plate"? Nice baseball reference, Sammy. Yes, we all know that you played ball - why do you always need to bring it up?

CliffClaven said:

Why the attitude, Cliff? If you're so unhappy with me, why don't you just leave?

SamMalone said:

Maybe I will.

CliffClaven said:

Fine.

SamMalone said:

Fine.

CliffClaven said:

What are you still doing here?

SamMalone said:

Finishing my drink.

CliffClaven said:

But you didn't order one.

SamMalone said:

That's beside the point, Sammy.

CliffClaven said:

Now you're not making any sense.

SamMalone said:

No - YOU'RE not making any sense.

CliffClaven said:

You are one odd duck, Cliff.

SamMalone said:

Quack.