St. John's Wood is the only station on the London Underground whose name contains none of the letters of the word 'mackerel'.



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I have a 9 inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears.

In "Superman: The Movie", Jeff East, who played teenage Clark Kent, had his lines dubbed over by Christopher Reeve. This was done for continuity reasons since their voices didn't sound alike. You never do get to hear Jeff's real voice.

The Super Mario Bros. 2 that got released in America is actually not a real Mario game at all.

HobbesLeCute said:

what is it then?

If you touch a 9 volt battery to your tongue, you can feel the charge.

If you can kiss your own elbow it is proof you are a fairy.

nilegettolrahc said:

I've been known to for over an hour once in a while. Does that count?

TMPletz said:

nilegettolrahc said:

TMPletz said:

cotton mouth and chapped lips.

UncleGrandpa said:

why does earwax taste so yukky?

nilegettolrahc said:

It was released in japan as a game called Doki Doki Panic, which had a set of four arabian characters as the protaginists. The japanese Super Mario Bros. 2, which is much like SMB1 except with new levels and some new graphics here and there, was considered too difficult for Americans, so they needed a different game to release over here as a SMB sequel. So, they took Doki Doki Panic, replaced the graphics for the main charcters with Mario and friends, and gave it to the U.S. as Super Mario Bros. 2.

Pepto Bismal turns your poop black.

I have yet to break a bone in my body.

I don't know how to hack computers.

HobbesLeCute said:

bastards!

the Starfish is not actually a fish.

nilegettolrahc said:

I know! I was so angry when I learned this, that I drank three bottles of Peptol Bismol and sent a big box of these furious black poops to Nintendo.

HobbesLeCute said:

HOWWWWWDY HO!

nilegettolrahc said:

are you trying to impress the sexy ladies??

fantasyislander said:

aren't you impressed! can you kiss your elbow?

Skunks can accurately spray their smelly fluid as far as ten feet.

The duckbill platypus can store as many as six hundred worms in the pouches of its cheeks.

Human birth control pills work on gorillas.

You can tell the sex of a horse by its teeth. Most males have 40, females have 36.

bkw said:

Men have more blood than women. Men have 1.5 gallons for men versus 0.875 gallons for women.

During his or her lifetime, the average human will grow 590 miles of hair.