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Fave BLONDE jokes No its not a thread about Madonna...
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me Dump me | |
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Why do blonds have empty bottles in their fridge ?
For ppl who are not thirsty... | |
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Two blonds were up late at night looking into the sky.
One blond says to the other blond:  "What do you think is closer, Florida or the moon?"
The other blond says  "Duh... you can SEE the moon." | |
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Q. What did one blond say to the other blond?
A. Is it true brunettes have more fun, or do we? 
Q.What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A.Rebel without a clue Q. Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory? A. She kept throwing out the W's. Q.Why did the blond stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? A He wanted to see what he looked like asleep. Q.What did the blond say to the black militant? A.Now I understand.  blonds are beautiful & intelligent (too bad hollywood gave them the bad rap)[Edited 1/8/06 21:57pm] i love you for who you are, not the one u feel u need to be.
My star shines bright ....even in the darkest night...  | |
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did you hear about the two blondes that froze to death at the drive-in ???
the went to see CLOSED FOR WINTER  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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whats does a blonde and a turtle have in common ?
once they're on their back, they're screwed  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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nakedpianoplayer said: did you hear about the two blondes that froze to death at the drive-in ???
they went to see CLOSED FOR WINTER | |
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CinisterCee said: Two blonds were up late at night looking into the sky.
One blond says to the other blond: "What do you think is closer, Florida or the moon?"
The other blond says "Duh... you can SEE the moon."i like this one  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
1. Goes home or 2. Steps out of the back seat | |
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Two blondes walking on opposite sides of the river, one calls out to the other "how do I get to the other side?"
the other calls back "you ARE on the other side!" | |
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 a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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very first blonde joke i ever heard: how do you know a blonde has been at the computer?
there is whiteout on the screen. | |
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What does a blonde say after sex???
Are you guys all on the same team?? | |
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When i had a mullet people said i looked like a german porn star. | |
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charlottegelin said: Two blondes walking on opposite sides of the river, one calls out to the other "how do I get to the other side?"
the other calls back "you ARE on the other side!" | |
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tamaranow said: Q.Why did the blond stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
A He wanted to see what he looked like asleep. refreshingly a male blonds joke! yes SIR! | |
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What's a blond with two neurons ?
A pregnant blond. | |
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Q: where can you find a blonde who can't sing, can't dance but has huge tits?
A: #1 on Billboard charts Q: what's the best way to marry a blonde? A: sign a professional sports contract Q: what's blonde and red all over? A: nicole simpson (okay that was mean  )you look better on your facebook page than you do in person  | |
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Did you hear about the blonde who sent a fax with a stamp on it? | |
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virginie74 said: Why do blonds have empty bottles in their fridge ?
For ppl who are not thirsty... LMAO!!! | |
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charlottegelin said: Two blondes walking on opposite sides of the river, one calls out to the other "how do I get to the other side?"
the other calls back "you ARE on the other side!" ROFLMAO!!!!! crackin' the fonk up! | |
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What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever. "She made me glad to be a man" | |
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