From the Anchorman:

Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh!
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food! Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick!

That cracks me the hell up....

Again from Anchorman:

Veronica Corningstone: Oh, Ron, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 per cent sure that I love you!


Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker!
Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry!
Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island!


Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.


Ron Burgundy: I'm Ron Burgundy, go fuck yourself, San Diego.


Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

The popcorn u've been eating has just been pissed in... film at 11

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

pardonme4livin said:

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint...





where did you get that suit.. at the.. toilet...store

Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica Corningstone as the news has just gone off the air] You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public.

pardonme4livin said:

im gonna punch you in the ovaries

Brian Fantana: Time to musk up.
Ron Burgundy: What cologne are you going to go with? London Gentleman? Black Beard's Delight?
Brian Fantana: No, she gets the special cologne. Sex Panther, made by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. It contains real panther bits, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. It's a formidable scent.
Brian Fantana: [holding the bottle of Sex Panther] They've done studies you know- 60% of the time, it works every time.
[cheesy grin]

IAintTheOne said:

That's my favorite one of all....

Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica Corningstone] I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. Yep, back of the head.

pardonme4livin said:

you have man boobs

IAintTheOne said:

from the wedding singer (man i'm on a wedding singer binge lately)

Glenn's buddy: Robbie Hart? I heard what happened to you at your wedding, that was so cold! You must've felt like shit!
Robbie: No it felt real good, thanks for bringing that up, man. Hey, my parents died when I was ten, would you like to talk about that?
Glenn's buddy: Why would I wanna talk about that?
Robbie: I don't know

brownsugar said:

Ron Burgendy: I'm gonna say something. If you like it then great. If you dont, you can send it right back.... I want to be on you. I'm sorry, that didn't come out right...

*Veronica shakes her head and walks away*

RB: *yells as she's walking away* I WANT TO BE ON YOU!



Brick: There was a horse and a man on fire and I killed a man with a trident!

RB: Yeah Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find a relative and lay low for a little while because you're probably wanted for murder.

IAintTheOne said:

That's right. Right in the babymaker.