Isn't this about a bitch. I KNEW some shit like this would happen to me. That's how my life works out. I want one thing, and instead get the COMPLETE opposite. I always thought I would end up with a gay spanish man, instead, now I'm fixed on seducing a bisexual. This is just grand.
Anyway.
On my way home from work, this guy(whom I affectionately named "Rex") used to jog past me all the time, and I payed him no mind at all. Then he started coming into my job and started hitting me with the small talk.
Clue no. 1.

Then one night he says "I see you all the time when I jog but you never speak."
Clue no. 2

So then any time after that I saw him jogging, I would speak, even though I felt like I was wasting my time, and my gaydar is so raggedy and horrible that I couldn't tell that he was flirting with me. I mean, fucking DUH Lonnie...

Last night at work, one of my co-workers told me that her boyfriend (whom I also work with) knows him. She tells me that his name is Scott (come to think of it, he looks like a Scott...), he's from Tennessee, and he's BISEXUAL.
I kid ya'll not, when she said that I SWEAR I heard it in slow motion:
"BBBBIIIIISEEEEEKKKKKSSSSSHHHHHUUUUWWWWOOOOOLLLLL"

That was of course the high light of my night, and put a LOT of things in perspective now. The small talk, the flirty looks, shit like that. Now all I have to do is seduce him. This is just wonderful. I'm infatuated with a bisexual. Meow85, go ahead and feel free to rub this in my face all you want. I deserve it. Now I need some tips...how the hell should I seduce this guy??

According to you bisexual guys don't exist.

Or had you forgotten?

Cloudbuster said:

That's the bullshit irony about the situation.

bisexuals are very tiring



here's my night out on the town, two weeks ago.

i'm at a party with two of my best friends. all of a sudden, in walks
my 21 year old ex bf.

this is the guy whom i broke up with and whom only dated women after,
claiming he'd become straight. lol.

anyway. so he's there with his ex, whom he's not spoken to for a while
and they're there just to see if they can still be friends.

meanwhile he's on the prowl, drooling in my neck all the bloody evenin
and making me itchy.

obviously i don't give in, since i'm wearing out just thinking about it
so he diverts his attention back to his ex whom he came with and as the
night progresses, i see them snog heavily in a corner.

as my friends and me leave to go to another bar for a last drink, they
both follow and walk along with us. as we walk, my ex tells his ex (or
perhaps his bf again by now) that he's been watching a very cute girl
all evening and asked her phone number and he's going out with her the
next weekend.

the other dude doesn't seem to care, simply claims that he's bisexual
too and understands completely.

meanwhile, in the next bar, as his ex talks to some friends, he's all
over me again, asking me to come over to his house soon and that we
should hang out again bla, bla, bla.

last week i get a call, he asks me if we can have a drink (which was a
blatant call for casual sex in this case) so i say "no thanks"

and one hour, i tell you ONE hour later, i'm at the drive in with a
friend and i see him there in his car, snogging the face of yet another
girl.

IstenSzek said:

Cloudbuster said:

your jokes wear me out, so it's true

IstenSzek said:

Ok, I can deal with that.

Cloudbuster said:

IstenSzek said:

I don't EVEN want to deal with all that. What if we do start dating and all that, and he's with me and flirting with the waitress or some shit? OY. Now I have to figure out which type of bisexual he is. The "straight but open minded", "confused", or "but I like guys more". I feel like I'm getting into more trouble than I need.

DynamicSavior said:

Or the "Really likes boys and girls, but is perfectly willing to be monogamous". That's my favorite kind.


Squeak
Read book. Watch movie. Tell others.
www.brokebackmountainmovie.com
Oh, and sign this petition:
http://www.PetitionOnline.com/IRGLO/

Get Him Flowers and a copy of Confessions on a Dancefloor as a little gift...he'll know you really want him.

Squeakity said:

Or the "halfway out the closet" ones.

superspaceboy said:

she's queen of teh gheys. I don't know what bisexuals listen to.

IstenSzek said:

That's a whole lotta drama!!! You handled it well.

I met a guy at a party that my favorite D.J. threw. This guy askd for my number and to hook up, blah blah blah. I see him at the club and we danced a bit. When I go dancing, I GO DANCING. I don't hang out and make out, touchy feely and all that stuff. I guess he got annoyed and left. The next thing I know he's dancing with a girl and they are entirely inside each other's mouths.

I was shocked silly but said nothing.....


M

Ok...wait...I'm totally confused...

Are you male?
Straight?
Gay?

applekisses said:

Male. Gay. Hates Madonna. Go FIgure.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Um, what's the age of the perpretator? Your answer lies within. I doubt it has more to do with immatuity than it does with being bisexual.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I get so pissed when a good song comes on and i really wanna dance and theres a guy talking to me or trying to get my attention (usually im not interested). They get so annoyed when i try to leave too, i did it on New Year's "Pop Life" came on and i nearly had a heart attack, i sorta told the guy id be back in a minute (we were at the bar) and i went and danced like a crazy fucker with my friends for a bit cause they know how big a Prince fan i am

But yeah i wouldnt really do that with a guy liked....

First off: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

You bet your ass you deserve this, Mr. Doubting Mustafa (ha! insert Disney reference here)




Next: If you still wanna go for the guy, just seduce him like you would anyone else you're interested in. It's not like there's a different set of rules for us, ya know.

And as for what "kind" of bisexual he is -I don't think it matters. Being clear on where he stands in regards to relationships and whether or not it's compatible with where you stand is more important than what ratio of boy-to-girl preference he's got.

meow85 said:

I deserve that laugh and I was expecting it. And his boy/girl ratio comes FIRST. If he was completely gay then I wouldn't have to worry about it. But I guess now I have to depend completely on his personality instead of his sexuality. Oy.

superspaceboy said:

So now bisexuals are the maturest people on Earth huh....

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

That's how I am. And this one time I saw a guy with a chick all night, then when I was dancing to Erotic City which i HAD to request in a gay club of ALL places to request a Prince song, he comes up to me and says "guess who you're going home with tonight?" and I said "My damn self. I only came out here to dance." and he said "You coulda stayed at home to dance." and I said "If I woulda know i'd have to avoid your ass I would've" and he went back to his chick.

DynamicSavior said:

DynamicSavior said:

Why does it matter?

meow85 said:

What? I just explained everything. What if he already has a chick, and is just toying with me and shit and thinks that he'll have his girl, and me on the side? Until I'm certain something like that won't happen, then I'm not even gonna try to persue anything with him. I'm still gonna give him a shot though cuz he's sexy as hell.

DynamicSavior said:

That's why I said his take on what a relationship should be is the most important consideration and not how his preferences lie. He could like girls over boys 10 to 1 but totally be into monogamy and you'd be his only partner, or he could like boys way more but sleep around. The possible combinations of attitude and preference are endless, but attitude is most important. You see it really doesn't matter which gender he prefers or if he likes them equally, because how he'd treat you is based on his stance on relationships, not how much he likes each gender.

Imagine for a minute this guy was gay instead of bi. Would you be asking yourself the same questions you are now? Would you be wondering before the fact whether or not he'd have a guy at home and just want you to fool around with? Would you be wondering if he'd end up leaving you for another guy? The only variable in the situation is the sexuality, but that's not what affects his behaviour or how he'd treat you. I'm sure you've heard straight people who assume gay men are incapable of monogamy or respectful relationships -please don't make the same incorrect assumptions about us. Find out where he stands and give this guy a chance. Who knows -by hesitating you might be passing up something good.

superspaceboy said:

I've heard it could happen, but I never believed it! He's like the giant squid...they thought it existed, but never were able to capture a live species until recently!



I'm still confused, though...if he's a "he" and he's gay...
THEN...
How can he be bi if the person he's trying to seduce is a man?

applekisses said:

the person he's trying to seduce is bi, not him.

meow85 said:

OH! Duh!

Thanks!

applekisses said: