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ANyone here ever had COnjugal Visit Sex? I want to do it but I dont' know if I want to get with a chick that's in jail. Anyone ever do it and is it worth it?  | |
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guitarslinger44 said: I want to do it but I dont' know if I want to get with a chick that's in jail. Anyone ever do it and is it worth it?
I'm pretty sure this is no longer allowed....urban legend or sumphin'.....  | |
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Yes...here's a tip. At the bag of some tabloids they have personals and a lot of the personals come from really horny female prison inmates. So, you know, the Captain has dabbled a bit. Trust me when I say this...if they have been in there long enough that will sleep with ANYBODY. | |
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CaptainChaos said: Yes...here's a tip. At the bag of some tabloids they have personals and a lot of the personals come from really horny female prison inmates. So, you know, the Captain has dabbled a bit. Trust me when I say this...if they have been in there long enough that will sleep with ANYBODY.
But you never know what you're getting. WHat if you wind up with some REALLY ugly chick? How about this? What if I got my girlfriend arrested....Hmmm, how can I guarantee that she doesn't break up with me before we have the CVS (COnjugal Visit Sex)? THoughts? | |
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guitarslinger44 said: But you never know what you're getting. WHat if you wind up with some REALLY ugly chick? How about this? The Captain does not discriminate when it comes to really really horny chicks. Ugly or not, these ladies want to get down. | |
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CaptainChaos said: guitarslinger44 said: But you never know what you're getting. WHat if you wind up with some REALLY ugly chick? How about this? The Captain does not discriminate when it comes to really really horny chicks. Ugly or not, these ladies want to get down.  | |
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i like to think of it as humanitarian work... maybe i will win a humanitarian of the year award! Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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This is the funniest thread!!! I actually think this is an unexplored topic.
 I'm firmly planted in denial |
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You know what gets prison chicks really hot? Baking them a cake with a key in it. They'll do ANYTHING for that. | |
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CaptainChaos said: You know what gets prison chicks really hot? Baking them a cake with a key in it. They'll do ANYTHING for that.
"I got your key baby!" Mwah ha ha haaaa! | |
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k this is gonna sound blond, i know..
but what the hell is COnjugal Visit Sex?  | |
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CaptainChaos said: You know what gets prison chicks really hot? Baking them a cake with a key in it. They'll do ANYTHING for that.
Urgh this would have been liek the hardest thing for me to work out on Monkey Island if i hadnt seen my brother do it first. Whats this thing about cakes with keys in them? Were does it come from? No Freestyling. | |
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