Org Date 1/1/2006.

All systems are functioning within acceptable parameters.
Except for, of course the search function.

The Org has entered the new year without two of its key crew members, resulting in noticeably fewer penis jokes. This is a welcome relief. The Captain will consider making leaves of absences a yearly requirement for Dook and AB. However, while in route to the Planet of the Gay Mafia a space abnormality was encountered....

a space abnormality was encountered....





nekkid orgers arnt getting dressed are they ?

you said "log"

Finally...a whole thread about my impressive manhood.

Anxiety said:

Not just "log" but Captain's Log.

You have to eat a grand amount of bran to get a "Captain's log".

Please verify before entering gay space; is your crew predominantly gay of the male kind?


If it is, wel will have to board you. Forcefully.

HamsterHuey said:

At which time I answered:

No force will be necessary to board our gay males. They have always been quite cooperative with alien species of the fabulous kind.

The Gay Mafia was satisfied with our response, and we passed through gay space without incident, but mysteriously ran out of petroleum jelly.

At 13:00 hours I gathered the crew together and announced....

It's Dook's Space Craft!

EVASIVE MANOUVRES!
EVASIVE MANOUVRES!

HamsterHuey said:

I ordered a channel open to Captain Chaos, the commander. Chaos captains the vessel while Dook lays in suspended animation by order of the all powerful Moderators.

Will a growl, Captain Chaos said....

Hold up! This is Admiral T.M. Pletz. Stear clear of Uranus. We've spotted some Klingons there. U.S.S. Red October out.

**whoosh!**

littlemissG said:

Let's go to the planet of really cheap space hookers! Warp speed, Scotty!

Mach said:

I'll NEVER dress... they can't make me!!!

I want to go see those singing alien ladies with two mouths who can sing octaves.

nilegettolrahc said:

Wrong television series, my dear.

TMPletz said:

Can you find a picture of them for me? I thought they were so cool

I thought this was an update to CaptainChaos' uhh issue with his Admiral

charlottegelin said:

I tried looking for one earlier but couldn't find one.

TMPletz said:

me neither

BobGeorge67 said:

THE HORROR, THE HORROR!

The Naked Orgers Club stood in their collective glory before the view screen.

Warning lights flashed, and sirens sqealed while Dook's suspension chamber defrosted in response.

'Oh My God! It's awful...excepted for those two.' Chaos said pointing toward...

charlottegelin said:

http://www.geocities.com/.../Sing2.jpg

It's on a stupid Geocities site, so the image won't show up on here. Click on the link instead.

TMPletz said:

thanks! did they have more than 2 breasts?

charlottegelin said:

Nope, I don't think so.

http://www.geocities.com/...ucanas.jpg

littlemissG said:

Mach said:

That's you and who else?