Okay, I piss into the water and every once in a while a plop splats out and up and around, and if I piss on the inside rim outside the water then I get little piss dopplets. I guess I piss strongly and quickly. Any sudgestions as to keeping it all in the bowl besides being a male squater?

MickG said:

Piss slower dude!

MickG said:

go outside

Just clean it up.

Trying pissing from further back, say, about 10 feet. As the flow decreases you then keep creeping forward. Timing is everything though dude!

p.s good luck and dont try this in new shoes.

pee in the tub

Anxiety said:

...and see how high in the air you can get it. If you pee as powerful as you say, you might reach the ceiling.

Use a urinal or don't be so anal about it.

TMPletz said:

That's if you're laying down...um ew.

But do take a picture...I'd love to see some one pee on the ceiling.

pee sitting down especially if little plops are splatting out

Anxiety said:

Oh my god

I needed that laugh!!!

MickG said:

...i seriously just jerked off to that.

And leave the toilet seat up when peeing, some men! And wipe up your mess or it shows how dirty you are

We need pictures!!!

Now is this in the morning? 'Cause I have pissing problems in the morning. If you've seen THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN you know what I'm talking about.


M

Don't worry about it and just hire a maid to clean up after you.

PurpleJedi said:

If i'm not mistaken, I think he is married

I have a male pissing problem ....
This is it

Ocean said:

He gets such a bad rap around here....poor lil fella

Ocean said:

he's so adorable I hope Taylor and Tyryn are giving him lots of hugs!! still waiting for my Taylor original by the way

TheCatWoman said:

Aha! So that's why he's asking for the advice! Tired of getting yelled at!

All the more reason to hire the maid!

PurpleJedi said:

No. and no.

Actually, my dog likes to lay by the tolet, I think it's cool for him there, and sometimes when I piss I feel bad because he blinks his eyes like there is a small mist rain hitting him.

And to all, don't get me wrong, I am not a dirty person, I was just hoping there might be a way I could be or have to clean more/less.

No it isn't just in the morning times. It is most times especally when I am drinking alot of water. I have to do that here in arizona.

MickG said:

You need one of these for sure;

PurpleJedi said:

SOrry, but my wife is already finer then that. She also will put on a friench maid uniform upon me asking.

MickG said:

Fine, fine, fine.
Then don't worry about the splatter, and if she starts to complain about the mess, then just take her down to Alphabet Street and she'll forget all about it!!!

i dunno, try some muscle relaxers or somethin

Tom said:

LOL... mmmm muscle relaxers...