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CLEAN MEN!!! I need a little help with the male pissing problem. Okay, I piss into the water and every once in a while a plop splats out and up and around, and if I piss on the inside rim outside the water then I get little piss dopplets. I guess I piss strongly and quickly. Any sudgestions as to keeping it all in the bowl besides being a male squater? News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
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MickG said: Okay, I piss into the water and every once in a while a plop splats out and up and around, and if I piss on the inside rim outside the water then I get little piss dopplets. I guess I piss strongly and quickly. Any sudgestions as to keeping it all in the bowl besides being a male squater?
Piss slower dude! | |
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MickG said: Okay, I piss into the water and every once in a while a plop splats out and up and around, and if I piss on the inside rim outside the water then I get little piss dopplets. I guess I piss strongly and quickly. Any sudgestions as to keeping it all in the bowl besides being a male squater?
go outside | |
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Just clean it up. Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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Trying pissing from further back, say, about 10 feet. As the flow decreases you then keep creeping forward. Timing is everything though dude!
p.s good luck and dont try this in new shoes. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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pee in the tub | |
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Anxiety said: pee in the tub
...and see how high in the air you can get it. If you pee as powerful as you say, you might reach the ceiling. | |
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Use a urinal or don't be so anal about it. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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TMPletz said: Anxiety said: pee in the tub
...and see how high in the air you can get it. If you pee as powerful as you say, you might reach the ceiling. That's if you're laying down...um ew. But do take a picture...I'd love to see some one pee on the ceiling. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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pee sitting down especially if little plops are splatting out | |
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Anxiety said: pee in the tub
Oh my god I needed that laugh!!! | |
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MickG said: Okay, I piss into the water and every once in a while a plop splats out and up and around, and if I piss on the inside rim outside the water then I get little piss dopplets. I guess I piss strongly and quickly. Any sudgestions as to keeping it all in the bowl besides being a male squater?
...i seriously just jerked off to that. One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down. Prince.org: Where's Mani? | |
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Moderator | And leave the toilet seat up when peeing, some men! And wipe up your mess or it shows how dirty you are Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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We need pictures!!!
Now is this in the morning? 'Cause I have pissing problems in the morning. If you've seen THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN you know what I'm talking about. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Don't worry about it and just hire a maid to clean up after you.
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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PurpleJedi said: Don't worry about it and just hire a maid to clean up after you.
If i'm not mistaken, I think he is married | |
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I have a male pissing problem ....
This is it | |
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Ocean said: I have a male pissing problem ....
This is it He gets such a bad rap around here....poor lil fella | |
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Ocean said: I have a male pissing problem ....
This is it he's so adorable I hope Taylor and Tyryn are giving him lots of hugs!! still waiting for my Taylor original by the way | |
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TheCatWoman said: PurpleJedi said: Don't worry about it and just hire a maid to clean up after you.
If i'm not mistaken, I think he is married Aha! So that's why he's asking for the advice! Tired of getting yelled at! All the more reason to hire the maid! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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PurpleJedi said: TheCatWoman said: If i'm not mistaken, I think he is married Aha! So that's why he's asking for the advice! Tired of getting yelled at! All the more reason to hire the maid! No. and no. Actually, my dog likes to lay by the tolet, I think it's cool for him there, and sometimes when I piss I feel bad because he blinks his eyes like there is a small mist rain hitting him. And to all, don't get me wrong, I am not a dirty person, I was just hoping there might be a way I could be or have to clean more/less. No it isn't just in the morning times. It is most times especally when I am drinking alot of water. I have to do that here in arizona. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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MickG said: PurpleJedi said: Aha! So that's why he's asking for the advice! Tired of getting yelled at! All the more reason to hire the maid! No. and no. Actually, my dog likes to lay by the tolet, I think it's cool for him there, and sometimes when I piss I feel bad because he blinks his eyes like there is a small mist rain hitting him. And to all, don't get me wrong, I am not a dirty person, I was just hoping there might be a way I could be or have to clean more/less. No it isn't just in the morning times. It is most times especally when I am drinking alot of water. I have to do that here in arizona. You need one of these for sure; By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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PurpleJedi said: MickG said: No. and no. Actually, my dog likes to lay by the tolet, I think it's cool for him there, and sometimes when I piss I feel bad because he blinks his eyes like there is a small mist rain hitting him. And to all, don't get me wrong, I am not a dirty person, I was just hoping there might be a way I could be or have to clean more/less. No it isn't just in the morning times. It is most times especally when I am drinking alot of water. I have to do that here in arizona. You need one of these for sure; SOrry, but my wife is already finer then that. She also will put on a friench maid uniform upon me asking. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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MickG said: PurpleJedi said: You need one of these for sure; SOrry, but my wife is already finer then that. She also will put on a friench maid uniform upon me asking. Fine, fine, fine. Then don't worry about the splatter, and if she starts to complain about the mess, then just take her down to Alphabet Street and she'll forget all about it!!! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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i dunno, try some muscle relaxers or somethin | |
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Tom said: i dunno, try some muscle relaxers or somethin
LOL... mmmm muscle relaxers... News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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