WHY WHY WHY wont these fuckers leave me alone!!!!! I am going to give you some examples of how they torture me!!!!!

CW- Why arent you playing Secret Santa???
ME- Honey if I stuff your stocking the ATF and FBI might get involved!!!!

CW- You sing so nice lead us in Christmas Carols.
ME- No I hear a dark alley calling my name would you like to follow me???

CW- Why don't you cook what I like for Food Day????
ME- I would love to have my own lil Jim Jones going on up in this peice here!!!

CW- Jesus wept.(quoting a Bible Verse to me).
ME- You will weep too if I catch you after work around 5.05 p.m

CW- I think you are on drugs ( my company really tested me when I was sick with my asthma because it was widely rumored that I was a weed smoker, I am not)
ME- Whatever drugs I am on I didnt take enough as i can still hear your crunchy assed voice and still smell your rottten ass!!!

CW- ALWAYS walking up to my desk for no damn good reason
ME- Jesus walks and so do you but please observe the 50ft EPO I have against you at the moment!!!( Now they pray for me in an undisclosed location)

CW- You arent married and dont have any kids are you gay???
ME- You shitheads are the best birthc control method I have, everyday I look at you guys and think just because you can breed dont mean that you should!!!!

CW- You and your elderly Grandmother can go to church and eat Christmas Dinner with us.
ME- I would rather have a root canal with no anesethia, even an Pap Smear with construction tools , and eat cold assed cereal before I put up with that BULLSHIT!!! Thank you for asking though!!!!

Seriously has we speak my job is trying to force me into employee couseling since they think I am cracking up!!!!! WTF I wont go down without taking others with me!!!!! They percieve me to be anti-social and depressed, well bitch I am not!!!!! Have a nice day!!!!!

photos please!

Damn I love you Rachel.

fortunately where i work, my boss is a bigger humbug than *I* am...so for 8 hours a day, it's always snowing but never christmas.

tell her ur gay and U know that she wants U

You are a "sinner" and you need to be "saved" so stop resisting "god's will" for you life and spread your walled to they can take your "10% tites".

The only 10 these fuckers will get out of me is my size 10 shoe up in that ass!!!!!

what about the ones pealing the wall papper off the walls four floors down from their shitted up asses?

Anxiety said:

He has dandruff?

rachel3 said:

OMG! do we work together??
You are so off the chain!
You made my day!
Thanks!

Prince & Love

that was funny!

Maybe its just me, but I didn't see all those comments as being crackhead religious freak things to say.....


too bad people complimented your voice
too bad they invited you to dinner


maybe some of your abrasive responses may have been interpreted in such a way, because they are abrasive.


Dayum.

Blues it was meant to be sarcastic!!!!! Anyway these folks are so called religious and all and dont give of themseleves or do nothing for nobody!!!!!

They are not kind, decent people like some good people are!!!!! They claim to Love the Lord and dont speak to thier neighbors or help when somebody is in need!!!!! They are selfish and inconsiderate that is the point I am trying to make!!!

They always want you to do something for them but they give nothing of themselves at all!!!

Basically I am sick of folks hiding behind RELIGION to be an excuse for thier shitty assed behavior!!! Yes I beleive in the Lord but I left organized reliogion years ago. But I still volunteer to help peeps and i also do nice stuff for certain orgers here!!

Peeps who know me know I have a good heart and religion has nothing to do with it!!! I beleive in being decent everyday, making it a way of life instead of acting nice during Christmas then go back to acting shitty after the holidays are over!!

I like those rachel.... funny stuff....gonna steal some of them and call them my own....

rachel3 said:

Its all good, Rachel, I think your frustration just was a bit overwhelming.. Sometimes people don't know when to back off, for sure, and you are right about the amount of hypocrisy in communities of faith, just like other aspects of life. I think that your humor just wasn't recognized as easily, but thanks for your words following. We will take the post with a grain of salt!