El Capitaino is trying to find out how the ladies tick on the Orgster and I need a question answered. How important are looks anyway? Since the Captain plans to hit on several of you this year, I want to see what kind of physical qualities you find desirable in a man. So of the choices below, who would you most likely date and/or sleep with?

A.


B.


C.


D.


E.


The Captain just needs to know where his boundaries are. And please note, I look a whole lot better than at least 3 of these guys.

D. Might have interesting oral qualities.

I must apologize. I have been informed that Mr. Biz Markie is a kind and gentle lover so I should remove him from the list.


Oh baby yooooouuuuu got what I neeeeeddddd....