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PrintableIstenSzek said: i guess i can squeeze you in between Gemini319 and Bart
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Cloudbuster said: IstenSzek said: i guess i can squeeze you in between Gemini319 and Bart
I'll be there. 
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Cloudbuster said: CalhounSq said: I am too!!!   Such lies!
  I log on & THIS is what I read??? It's like you've been fucking me in my sleep! 
YOU PERVE!!
   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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The flirt that sticks in my mind was at lunch one day at work and this guy comes up to me and compliments me on my beautiful eyes. He says how he noticed them from across the room and goes on about how I probably think he's an optometrist. I said "No, I thought you were a gynecologist when I first walked in." I never forget the expression on his face. I went out with him a few times.
. [Edited 12/31/05 15:01pm] No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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Flirting gone good: I am working when I notice this guy staring at me. He smiles and walks over to my counter. I ask him if there's anything I could help him find and he says, " Well, I need to find out what to do about this crush I have on you." I thought it was cute.
Flirting (or my sense of humor) gone wrong: I am at this jazz club with 2 of my friends and this cute waiter comes up. He starts flirting with my girl and when he walked away we started joking about how young he was. He had to be at least 21 but looked younger than 19. My girl is married with four kids so she just kept joking with him in good fun. He comes back and says, " You know, I must know you from somewhere a long time ago..." Then I say, " Well, maybe she has changed your diaper before, I mean she does run a daycare out of her home you know." We all thought it was funny as hell. He apparently didn't. My glass was neglected the rest of the night.  [Edited 12/31/05 15:48pm] Shake....shake, shake, shake. | |
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IstenSzek said: Cloudbuster said: I'll be there.
make yourself comfortable while the sonar pannels load the battery Classic. PURRRR |
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flirting that makes you go 
this guy i used to work with was watching me walk away and said "MMMmm! like watching two puppies fightin' under a blanket!"  | |
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fantasyislander said: flirting that makes you go
this guy i used to work with was watching me walk away and said "MMMmm! like watching two puppies fightin' under a blanket!"  He needed to be stabbed w/ a fork! RUDE  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: fantasyislander said: flirting that makes you go
this guy i used to work with was watching me walk away and said "MMMmm! like watching two puppies fightin' under a blanket!" He needed to be stabbed w/ a fork! RUDE when i was working as a welder i was bent over doing this weld on the underside of the piece we were working on. this jerkoff smacked my ass! i spun around and punched him in the gut! he didn't do that anymore. | |
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fantasyislander said: CalhounSq said: He needed to be stabbed w/ a fork! RUDE when i was working as a welder i was bent over doing this weld on the underside of the piece we were working on. this jerkoff smacked my ass! i spun around and punched him in the gut! he didn't do that anymore. You are lucky he just smacked your ass....if it was me i woulda goosed ya! | |
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mdiver said: fantasyislander said: when i was working as a welder i was bent over doing this weld on the underside of the piece we were working on. this jerkoff smacked my ass! i spun around and punched him in the gut! he didn't do that anymore. You are lucky he just smacked your ass....if it was me i woulda goosed ya! you woulda been decked out on the floor!
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I don't flirt with, i'm flirted at. One of Dansa's org hornies 
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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I am too shy to flirt. |
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HamsterHuey said: I am too shy to flirt.
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