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Post a joke, insult at me, or funny pic to make me laugh Someone post pictures of something funny, dumb, or a joke to make me laugh. Even if u want to insult me go ahead. I need to laugh!!!! | |
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AlrightI think I got one... a guy walks into a phycaitrist's office naked and wrapped completely in saran wrap. The doctor takes one look at him and says" Clearly I can see your nuts!"
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippy?
He was too far out.  | |
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An atheist was walking through the woods one day in Alaska, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What a powerful river! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. Turning to look, he saw a 13-foot Kodiak brown bear beginning to charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could down the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was rapidly closing on him. Somehow, he ran even faster, so scared that tears came to his eyes. He looked again and the bear was even closer. His heart pounding in his chest, he tried to run faster yet. But alas, he tripped and fell to the ground. As he rolled over to pick himself up, the bear was right over him, reaching for him with its left paw and raising its right paw to strike him. "OH MY GOD! ..." Time stopped..... The bear froze..... The forest was silent..... Even the river stopped moving ... As a brilliant light shone upon the man, a thunderous voice came from all around, "YOU DENY MY EXISTENCE FOR ALL THESE YEARS, TEACH OTHERS THAT I DON'T EXIST AND EVEN CREDIT CREATION TO SOME COSMIC ACCIDENT. DO YOU EXPECT ME TO HELP YOU OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT? AM I TO COUNT YOU AS A BELIEVER?" Difficult as it was, the atheist looked directly into the light and said, "It would be hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these years, but perhaps you could make the bear a Christian?" "VERY WELL." Said God. The light went out. The river ran. The sounds of the forest resumed. .. and the bear dropped down on his knees, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, thank you for this food which I am about to receive." | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippy?
He was too far out. I don't know why that one made me laugh. So lame.  | |
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retina said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippy?
He was too far out. I don't know why that one made me laugh. So lame.  | |
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...and Saintsation hold on, don't hang yourself yet. Someone must know a good joke. Keep the faith  | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippy?
He was too far out.  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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PANDURITO said:
...and Saintsation hold on, don't hang yourself yet. Someone must know a good joke. Keep the faith See above. | |
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Isten found it funny | |
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PANDURITO said: Isten found it funny
I thought your remark was funny too. I was gonna say "hang on in there saintsation" but you already said "don't hang yourself yet" so i figured i'd better not say that and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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We're all but Saintsation | |
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Sweeny79 said: AlrightI think I got one... a guy walks into a phycaitrist's office naked and wrapped completely in saran wrap. The doctor takes one look at him and says" Clearly I can see your nuts!"
:drumroll: Well hah thats all. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippy?
He was too far out. I don't get it!!! | |
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fantasyislander said: An atheist was walking through the woods one day in Alaska, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What a powerful river! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. Turning to look, he saw a 13-foot Kodiak brown bear beginning to charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could down the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was rapidly closing on him. Somehow, he ran even faster, so scared that tears came to his eyes. He looked again and the bear was even closer. His heart pounding in his chest, he tried to run faster yet. But alas, he tripped and fell to the ground. As he rolled over to pick himself up, the bear was right over him, reaching for him with its left paw and raising its right paw to strike him. "OH MY GOD! ..." Time stopped..... The bear froze..... The forest was silent..... Even the river stopped moving ... As a brilliant light shone upon the man, a thunderous voice came from all around, "YOU DENY MY EXISTENCE FOR ALL THESE YEARS, TEACH OTHERS THAT I DON'T EXIST AND EVEN CREDIT CREATION TO SOME COSMIC ACCIDENT. DO YOU EXPECT ME TO HELP YOU OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT? AM I TO COUNT YOU AS A BELIEVER?" Difficult as it was, the atheist looked directly into the light and said, "It would be hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these years, but perhaps you could make the bear a Christian?" "VERY WELL." Said God. The light went out. The river ran. The sounds of the forest resumed. .. and the bear dropped down on his knees, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, thank you for this food which I am about to receive." Good one i laughed, keep it going | |
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a lady was standing in line at the bank, she says to the guy in front of her TGIF and the guy says SHIT. She says excuse me?!?! he says "sorry honey it's thrusday.  "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said:
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Shorty said: a lady was standing in line at the bank, she says to the guy in front of her TGIF and the guy says SHIT. She says excuse me?!?! he says "sorry honey it's thrusday.
Oh i see!!!! | |
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saintsation said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippy?
He was too far out. I don't get it!!! | |
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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers. I chuckled a little good one i guess | |
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saintsation said: JDINTERACTIVE said: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers. I chuckled a little good one i guess A little? That's the greatest and best joke in the history of jokes. | |
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craptacular jokes | |
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BucketOfBouncyBalls said:
craptacular jokes Shush it, you love them as much as you love me. [Edited 12/30/05 7:54am] | |
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John and Wendy were engaged, and John wanted to do something special to show Wendy just how much he loved her. so he got "Wendy" tattooed on his dick. when it was "at attention" her full name was visible, when it was "relaxed" all you could see was "W Y".
on their wedding night he unveiled his present for her, and she loved it! she thought it was the sweetest gesture. they went on their honeymoon to a nude beach in jamaica, even the bartender was nude! John couldn't help but notice that the bartender had "W Y" on his dick too. "hey! is your girlfriend's name wendy too?" "no mon, mine says 'welcome to jamaica, enjoy your stay" | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: saintsation said: I chuckled a little good one i guess A little? That's the greatest and best joke in the history of jokes. Well i don't follow Bill Withers too much. Nor do i even know how he look that much. Crack a joke on Prince, Michael jackson , someone we know well. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: BucketOfBouncyBalls said:
craptacular jokes Shush it, you love them as much as you love me.
[Edited 12/30/05 7:54am] lol  | |
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fantasyislander said: John and Wendy were engaged, and John wanted to do something special to show Wendy just how much he loved her. so he got "Wendy" tattooed on his dick. when it was "at attention" her full name was visible, when it was "relaxed" all you could see was "W Y".
on their wedding night he unveiled his present for her, and she loved it! she thought it was the sweetest gesture. they went on their honeymoon to a nude beach in jamaica, even the bartender was nude! John couldn't help but notice that the bartender had "W Y" on his dick too. "hey! is your girlfriend's name wendy too?" "no mon, mine says 'welcome to jamaica, enjoy your stay" Oh ok, thats a uhm good one time he he yeah!!!!! | |
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