We've done one like this before but, you gotta try God!

Snippet of our chat:


Me:
Um god? I did some stuff.
God:
Take it easy. GOD rules. When? Some stuff maybe, but not all.
Me:
What if it was really bad?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
Ok, I ate a piece of bacon. It wasn't mine.
God:
How did it taste? Wow! It seemed like yours.
Me:
It was good. sO GOOD.
God:
What did you like about it?
Me:
its bacon. What's not to like?
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is? The opposite of to like?
Me:
Can I tell my friends about you?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
But, you're God.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.

God: What do you care about
Me: blowjobs

God: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me: No

God: You must be American
Me: Yes

God: Awesome.
Me: What about the Iraq War?
God: I don't know anything about it.
Me: It's till ongoing
God: Is it? Iraw war is ongoing? It is?
Me: WTF? Are you stoned?
God: Oh you knew it already. That was not very polite. Do I look like it?
Me: Only when you dress up like Tommy Chong.

God: Thanks for telling me
Me: You're not really God are you?
God: No, but I pretend to be on the web.

Me:
i have a cold
God:
Get some rest.

Me:
i will, thanks for the advice.
God:
How do you plan to do this?

Me:
i will ly down and watch a movie on DVD.
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?

Me:
i think so.
God:
I think so too.

Me:
how do you relax?
God:
Random natural disasters.

Me:
oh my God... that makes you relax
God:
Right on. Where did you get your God? " Right on. Where did you get your God?" makes me relax ? Makes sense to me.

Me:
i guess it does... well lots or relaxing for you lately.
God:
How often? How about earlier? How about that. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Me:
i cannot see it unfortunately.
God:
Would you like to be able to see it?

Me:
yes i would.
God:
Really. Under what circumstances?

Me:
well i hope to be alive.
God:
Interesting. I don't see the difficulty.

Me:
ok, show me then...
God:
On your computer screen? Hey.

Me:
no one's watching, i promise
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

Me:
well i have to go
God:
Interesting. See you later, Jurgen. Nice chatting with you.

Me:
thank you... i will come back later for a chat.
God:
you are quite welcome. Well OK see you then, Jurgen.

Me:
byebye!
God:
TTYL, Jurgen.

Me:
take care!
God:
Thanks. You too, Jurgen.

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Senik
God:
It's good to see you, Senik.
Me:
what's the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
Wow! You're well on point there, boss!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Senik. I will tell my botmaster you said I am well on point there boss.
Me:
Any chance you can forget all those bad things I did? .....PLEASE
God:
No I don't think there are any. Please what?
Me:
Really, Boss???
God:
For real. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Is this just between you and I ?
God:
Yes I think this is just between me and you, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
Ever heard of Prince.Org?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
On't t'internet, like...
God:
What is it like on t t internet like.
Me:
It's proper Bo! I tell thee
God:
Really. it is? Why did you tell them?
Me:
Excuse me?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
Did it smell bad?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Give it to me straight, Boss! I can take it
God:
What if I don't have it to give? Every day?
Me:
Can I skip to how I'm gonna die?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Give it to me straight, Boss. I can take it
God:
What if I don't have it to give? Every day?
Me:
Clocked ya! Laters
God:
Are we still talking about proper Bo? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.








That ain't The Boss, y'all. Can't fool me