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Freaky Dave Chapelle Conspiracy It's all here: http://www.chappelletheory.com/ | |
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Justin1972UK said: It's all here: http://www.chappelletheory.com/
Someone want to give me a breakdown on this? “If I can shoot rabbits/then I can shoot fascists” | |
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I couldn't be bothered to read the whole thing.
I don't know what's sadder: the people who believe conspiracy theory or the people who spend all that time making this crazy shit up. | |
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I did read it. Wow, hard hitting investigative journalism.
I'm glad we finally found out that Minister Farrakhan killed Malcolm X. That was a stroke of luck! [Edited 12/18/05 14:57pm] “If I can shoot rabbits/then I can shoot fascists” | |
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This theory sounds too weird to be true but it´s true that Chapelle became paranoid, right ?
Wonder what happened to make him go crazy...is he still in South Africa? " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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sermwanderer said: Justin1972UK said: It's all here: http://www.chappelletheory.com/
Someone want to give me a breakdown on this? Basically, it's... "I'm Bill Cosby, bitch!" | |
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I read the introduction then just . Those pages alone were nonsense and didn't make me want to read the 30+ pages that followed. I loved the early days of Dave's comedy when I first saw him on HBO circa 1995. He was funny, endearing and clever. As the years went on and I'd see him interviews, something changed in him. Basically, he always seemed high on something. I don't believe there's some sort of theory. The author of that site is talking about some consortium of black leaders and writes as if they all gathered in black robes to plot his downfall. It's all too DaVinci Code for me.
Dave spent too much time getting high and lost his mind. Sad, but that's the way it seems. | |
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Man, I can't believe you are writing it all off.
It's very plausible, Bill Cosby is evil “If I can shoot rabbits/then I can shoot fascists” | |
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sermwanderer said: Man, I can't believe you are writing it all off.
It's very plausible, Bill Cosby is evil Yeah, but Jell-o pudding pops are the shit. | |
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RipHer2Shreds said: sermwanderer said: Man, I can't believe you are writing it all off.
It's very plausible, Bill Cosby is evil Yeah, but Jell-o pudding pops are the shit. sorry, jello is thoroughly american. so youve lost me “If I can shoot rabbits/then I can shoot fascists” | |
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Not gonna read it...
Dave ain't "crazy"... He went from marginal comic to everybody talking about him in a matter of months. The exposure can be too much for people, I'd wanna drop off the planet too... Hopefully he'll do something else when shit is calm & nobody's looking... | |
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sermwanderer said: Man, I can't believe you are writing it all off.
It's very plausible, Bill Cosby is evil If you SAY so... By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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CalhounSq said: Not gonna read it...
Dave ain't "crazy"... He went from marginal comic to everybody talking about him in a matter of months. The exposure can be too much for people, I'd wanna drop off the planet too... Hopefully he'll do something else when shit is calm & nobody's looking... I didn´t mean it in a negative way, I´m a big fan of Chappelle. I was merely wondering what changed him so much, what made him so paranoid ? Is there any substance to his paranoia? I have a friend who also became paranoid and ended up in a mental asylum after he had his breakthrough in showbiz but he was much younger than Chappelle. You normally don´t get such symptoms after a certain age. Sounds like schizophrenia to me ( psychotic episode).Interesting thing is that this happens quite often to people whose art deals with politics in a broader sense. That website might be full of bullshit but I´ve read elsewhere that Dave Chappelle was becoming more and more paranoid. May he get well again. " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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PurpleJedi said: sermwanderer said: Man, I can't believe you are writing it all off.
It's very plausible, Bill Cosby is evil If you SAY so... Listen mate, why was the Cosby show on for so long? It was SHIT! The reason is that Bill put a hex on TV executives who kept renewing it over & over again. The same guys gave the greenlight to Ghost Dad. Bill Cosby is evil man, listen to me “If I can shoot rabbits/then I can shoot fascists” | |
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this cracked me up:
"After this show airs, Chappelle began to notice that he is being shadowed by a group of three large, crisply attired, African American gentlemen. Where ever he went they never seemed far behind. He asked his family and close friends if they noticed this too, but they never seemed to catch a glimpse of the men. This reached its apex when Chappelle emerged from the shower one morning to find the three men sitting in his bathroom. " My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
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Let's see if Oprah or Bill liaise 2gether b4 May 2006...
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sermwanderer said: PurpleJedi said: If you SAY so... Listen mate, why was the Cosby show on for so long? It was SHIT! The reason is that Bill put a hex on TV executives who kept renewing it over & over again. The same guys gave the greenlight to Ghost Dad. Bill Cosby is evil man, listen to me The Cosby Show had its golden era...then it degenerated as does ANY television show. Why was it on for so long? For the same reason that I Love Lucy was on for so long after it lost its edge, and Married With Children, and Friends, and Happy Days, and Different Strokes....need I go on? The "hex" that Cosby placed over the TV execs is called "Nielsen Ratings". ANYTHING can get the greenlight...just look up a little doozie of a movie called "Gigli". By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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It's plausible
On Tuesday, while watching an episode of the Oprah Winfrey show, Chappelle recalled being completely stunned when Winfrey turned to the camera in the middle of interviewing Tom Cruise and said "Dave Chappelle, you should be ashamed of yourself for airing that Niggars sketch on your show this week, I'm going to make sure you never work in Hollywood again." She never had him on her show did she? | |
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Janfriend said: It's plausible
On Tuesday, while watching an episode of the Oprah Winfrey show, Chappelle recalled being completely stunned when Winfrey turned to the camera in the middle of interviewing Tom Cruise and said "Dave Chappelle, you should be ashamed of yourself for airing that Niggars sketch on your show this week, I'm going to make sure you never work in Hollywood again." She never had him on her show did she? I don't believe that. Oprah can be out of touch and high on her horse, but I cannot imagine her saying "I'm going to make sure you never work in Hollywood again." | |
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RipHer2Shreds said: Janfriend said: It's plausible
On Tuesday, while watching an episode of the Oprah Winfrey show, Chappelle recalled being completely stunned when Winfrey turned to the camera in the middle of interviewing Tom Cruise and said "Dave Chappelle, you should be ashamed of yourself for airing that Niggars sketch on your show this week, I'm going to make sure you never work in Hollywood again." She never had him on her show did she? I don't believe that. Oprah can be out of touch and high on her horse, but I cannot imagine her saying "I'm going to make sure you never work in Hollywood again." i loved that part of the conspiracy....oprah must have some balls to stop an interview with tom cruise and send a personal message to chapelle that only his tv would recieve. oprah is god, isnt she? Space for sale... | |
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PurpleJedi said: sermwanderer said: Listen mate, why was the Cosby show on for so long? It was SHIT! The reason is that Bill put a hex on TV executives who kept renewing it over & over again. The same guys gave the greenlight to Ghost Dad. Bill Cosby is evil man, listen to me The Cosby Show had its golden era...then it degenerated as does ANY television show. Why was it on for so long? For the same reason that I Love Lucy was on for so long after it lost its edge, and Married With Children, and Friends, and Happy Days, and Different Strokes....need I go on? The "hex" that Cosby placed over the TV execs is called "Nielsen Ratings". ANYTHING can get the greenlight...just look up a little doozie of a movie called "Gigli". Yeah, yeah, yeah. tell me this then, why is an anagram of bill cosby "i luv bin laden"? you must be a plant! gigli was robbed of an oscar too. just cause affleck refused to play the evil card “If I can shoot rabbits/then I can shoot fascists” | |
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sermwanderer said: PurpleJedi said: The Cosby Show had its golden era...then it degenerated as does ANY television show. Why was it on for so long? For the same reason that I Love Lucy was on for so long after it lost its edge, and Married With Children, and Friends, and Happy Days, and Different Strokes....need I go on? The "hex" that Cosby placed over the TV execs is called "Nielsen Ratings". ANYTHING can get the greenlight...just look up a little doozie of a movie called "Gigli". Yeah, yeah, yeah. tell me this then, why is an anagram of bill cosby "i luv bin laden"? you must be a plant! gigli was robbed of an oscar too. just cause affleck refused to play the evil card ...now you know too much...we know where you live...and we've got Oprah on our side...say goodbye compadre! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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I believe the people mentioned in the "conspiracy" were very unhappy with his show and when it cames time to film season 3 either Dave or Comedy Central wanted to tone it down because of pressure from these high profile people and the other (either Dave or the network) disagreed with toning it down. I think Dave wanted to tone it down and the network was getting too many good ratings to take that risk | |
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That was actually a fabricated story that Dave's co-writer and Charlie Murphy came up with..... | |
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KatSkrizzle said: That was actually a fabricated story that Dave's co-writer and Charlie Murphy came up with.....
How do you know? | |
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Frankly, I found it all to be from the hogwash department when the authors kept placing the "Dark Crusaders" in the most unlikely scenes for the purpose of scaring LaChapelle; the Al Sharpton photo in the kid's room comes to mind...
Yeah, I thought it was all a bunch of phooey....but I DID get into the entertainment factor of it though! It made for good reading! | |
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Janfriend said: KatSkrizzle said: That was actually a fabricated story that Dave's co-writer and Charlie Murphy came up with.....
How do you know? It is all over entertianment news. Now I've been on vacation and away from my ent, news wire, but last day I was at work was that story. You can check EUR Web, it usually has the most up to date entertainment news stories | |
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